wtf food texts

  • I Want to Share a Vienna Sausage Martini with You

    For this edition of Seriously, Though, Who Is This? I made a Vienna Sausage Martini inspired by Montreal's Joe Beef, posted up a Michelangelo apron behind it to class things up, and sent it to a few unsuspecting bartenders.

  • Would You Eat Swedish Blood Pudding with Me?

    In our latest installment of Seriously, Though, Who Is This?, our merry prankster just wants to find a chef who will share some congealed pig's blood with him.