Living in California has spoiled me when it comes to weed. I’m used to walking into a dispensary and having an absurd number of good options, from craft grown flower to heady rosin made by people who treat hash like a competitive sport. The downside is that it makes you kind of insufferable about weed everywhere else. But geography matters a whole lot less than it used to.
SimplyMary has essentially taken the West Coast weed-shopping experience and put it online, with premium THCA flower, concentrates, vapes, pre-rolls, and edibles that can be shipped across much of the country. And now VICE readers can get 10% off anything on the site through our exclusive discount link.
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That means you don’t have to live five minutes from a California dispensary or an underground weed party—or listen to one of us Californians explain why our weed is better—to get access to the good stuff.

SimplyMary Is Basically an Online Weed Candy Store
SimplyMary isn’t one of those hemp sites where the entire selection consists of 14 vaguely different versions of the same mystery gummy.
The flower menu alone currently includes more than 100 options, while the concentrate section is even bigger. The site’s brand roster includes names like Wizard Trees, West Coast Alchemy, Terp Hogz, Puffin Solventless, B-eazy, Cali Plug, Feel Good, and a frankly ridiculous number of smaller growers and hash makers.
There are also SimplyMary’s own products, including flower and smalls, along with rosin, resin vapes, gummies, pre-rolls, and hash holes.
For me, the concentrates are probably the most interesting part of the site. Good solventless has become one of the defining parts of modern West Coast weed culture, but finding genuinely interesting rosin outside major cannabis markets can still be annoying. SimplyMary has an almost comically large hash menu covering cold cure, fresh press, full melt, thumbprints, jams, and more.
Flower people aren’t exactly being neglected, either. There are boutique options when you want to treat an eighth like a bottle of wine, plus smalls and larger formats when your primary concern is having enough weed around.
Take 10% Off Whatever Looks Good
The nice part about this exclusive VICE deal is that I’m not going to tell you that you need one specific gummy or vape to use it.
VICE readers get 10% off anything at SimplyMary, so you can use the discount on whatever category of weed you actually consume.
If you’re a flower person, grab flower. If you own enough dab equipment to concern your family, go directly to the rosin section. There are also vapes, edibles, pre-rolls, accessories, and plenty of stuff for people who fall somewhere between those two extremes.
SimplyMary currently offers free shipping once your post-discount cart hits $99, too, which makes this a particularly decent excuse to stock up rather than ordering one lonely jar at a time.
As always with hemp-derived THC products, where SimplyMary can ship depends on state and local law. The company says it doesn’t ship into states with applicable THCA or Delta-9 restrictions, and vape products currently can’t be shipped to Texas. But if SimplyMary ships what you want where you live, VICE‘s exclusive 10% discount applies across the site.
Read our THC state-by-state buying guide to see how your state treats THCA.
What I’d Grab From SimplyMary
If the size of the menu is giving you decision paralysis, I’d start with a few different ways to consume.
The Rosin Gummies are probably the easiest entry point. Each gummy has 10mg of THC from solventless rosin, so you’re getting something a little more interesting than the standard distillate edible. There are 10 in a pack.
For flower, their Banana Berry caught my eye. It’s an indica-dominant Banana Punch and Strawberry Banana cross with the fruity, dessert-y profile the name promises. Seven grams is also a nice middle ground between committing to a full ounce and burning through an eighth immediately.
Banana Berry (7g) (opens in a new window)
Then there’s the Berry Fizz Rosin, which is where SimplyMary’s whole West-Coast-weed-online pitch really starts to make sense. It’s a California-grown-and-washed THCA rosin with mixed berry, candy, citrus, and light floral notes, sold in a one or two gram jar.
And for something considerably more portable, there’s the Live Resin Vape. It gives you the convenience of a disposable without abandoning the live-resin side of the menu entirely, which makes it an easy pick for traveling, going out, or any situation where breaking out flower and a lighter would be annoying.
Live Resin Vape (1g) (opens in a new window)
Basically, you can eat it, smoke it, dab it, or vape it. And since the VICE discount takes 10% off anything on the site, you don’t actually have to pick just one.
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