music news

Rock 'n' Roll May Be Dying, But Dad Metal Is Doing Great

Haters beware—the heaviest bands in your dad's 6-CD changer are thriving more than anyone else, somehow.
Jelisa Castrodale
3 days ago
food news

Paris Hilton Has a Cooking Show Now, And You Need to Watch it Immediately

It's either a brilliant piece of performance art, or a cautionary tale about what can go wrong when you believe in yourself.
Jelisa Castrodale
5 days ago
food news

Utah Restaurant Decides This Is a Great Time to Start Serving Kangaroo Burgers

The bushfires that have been raging in Australia since September have killed as many as one billion animals.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.15.20
food news

Conservative Mom Group Is Real Mad at Burger King for Bad Word in Ad

The somehow-controversial ad, which debuted more than four months ago, depicts a totally normal reaction to eating a good burger.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.14.20
News

Women Allegedly Pocket $100K for Bogus Justin Timberlake Booking

The pair falsely claimed they could book the 'Man of the Woods' singer and Bruno Mars for a Sandy Hook benefit show.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.13.20
food news

'McMillions' Is the Story of the Ex-Cop Who Scammed McDonald's Out of $24M in Monopoly Prizes

The HBO documentary premieres February 3.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.13.20
food news

Woman Arrested After Threatening to Get McDonald's Sauce 'by Whatever Means Necessary'

Girl, it would've been so much cheaper to just pay for the dang sauce.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.12.20
food news

Archaelogical Find Suggests That Actual Paleo Diet Included Lots of Carbs

Might be time to break the news to your carb-fearing, bacon-obsessed friend that they're not really eating like a caveman.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.12.20
food news

A Japanese 7-Eleven Wanted to Close for a Few Hours a Day, Then Fully Went Rogue

Now Mitoshi Matsumoto is locked in an ongoing battle with the chain's corporate overlords.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.10.20
Books

Warner Bros Employee Stole $48,000 Worth Of Harry Potter Crap to Sell on eBay

The 35-year-old man was busted because he seems to have stored his stash of stolen goods under his desk.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.9.20
food news

Man Says He Was Fired for Complaining About Employer's Cheap BBQ Sauce Holiday Gift

"I believe I was done very, very dirty," Hussien Mehaidli said about the barbecue-sauce-basted drama.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.7.20
music news

Hasbro Now Owns Death Row Records Because Why Not, It’s 2020

Yes, the toy company behind My Little Pony now officially owns the rights to the most iconic albums from Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Tupac.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.3.20
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