Joel Golby

Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant

What I Miss

I'm Desperately Craving Decent Coffee

You can still get coffee, I know, but it's everything I associate with a takeaway cup that I'm missing right now.
Joel Golby
5.16.20

Joe Exotic and the Inevitability of Self-Sabotage

Behind all the cages and bones and blood and piercings and tattoos and fire and limbs and guns, there is humanity in the Joe Exotic story.
Joel Golby
4.6.20

The 19 Types of Instagram Like

Understanding what we like, and why.
Joel Golby
3.21.19
Eels

Are London's Eels Really High On Cocaine? Sort of Yes, Kind of No

There's cocaine in the Thames, and there are eels in the Thames, and eels are sensitive to cocaine. These are the facts.
Joel Golby
1.26.19
Culture

Instagram's New 'Close Friends' Feature Could Be the End of Thirst Traps

A VICE writers round table on: If we're only sharing Instagram stories with our mates, how are we going to get laid?
Hannah Ewens
Lauren O'Neill
Joel Golby
Daisy Jones
Emma Garland
12.10.18
TOILETS, PHONES

Your Phone Is Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat, But You Don't Care

It is possible you are holding your phone, right now, in your hand, and it is just simply covered in bacteria.
Joel Golby
8.21.18
Film

I Watched 'A Quiet Place' in an Insanity Room, 0/10 Would Not Recommend

An anechoic chamber is a perfectly silent room which technically should be perfect to watch this film in.
Joel Golby
8.18.18
PLANE SHITS, AGAIN

Someone Did a Fart So Bad On a Plane That it Had to Land in Austria and the Police Were Called

COME ON, MAN.
Joel Golby
2.20.18
uh oh

These Robot Dogs Are Absolutely the Beginning of the End

Robots can open doors now. The next logical progression is killing us, awfully.
Joel Golby
2.14.18
END OF THE WORLD

Science: We Are On Course for 'Armageddon'

ICYMI: The insects are dying and we're all going to die.
Joel Golby
10.23.17
Five Questions

Five Questions About… the Tinder Poo Window Incident

Like, why did you just not pretend it never happened?
Joel Golby
9.7.17
Stuff

I Hate How Much I Love 'Game of Thrones'

The best show on TV is also the worst. How can that be?
Joel Golby
8.22.17
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