Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
What I Miss
I'm Desperately Craving Decent Coffee
You can still get coffee, I know, but it's everything I associate with a takeaway cup that I'm missing right now.
Joe Exotic and the Inevitability of Self-Sabotage
Behind all the cages and bones and blood and piercings and tattoos and fire and limbs and guns, there is humanity in the Joe Exotic story.
The 19 Types of Instagram Like
Understanding what we like, and why.
Are London's Eels Really High On Cocaine? Sort of Yes, Kind of No
There's cocaine in the Thames, and there are eels in the Thames, and eels are sensitive to cocaine. These are the facts.
Instagram's New 'Close Friends' Feature Could Be the End of Thirst Traps
A VICE writers round table on: If we're only sharing Instagram stories with our mates, how are we going to get laid?
Your Phone Is Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat, But You Don't Care
It is possible you are holding your phone, right now, in your hand, and it is just simply covered in bacteria.
I Watched 'A Quiet Place' in an Insanity Room, 0/10 Would Not Recommend
An anechoic chamber is a perfectly silent room which technically should be perfect to watch this film in.
PLANE SHITS, AGAIN
Someone Did a Fart So Bad On a Plane That it Had to Land in Austria and the Police Were Called
COME ON, MAN.
These Robot Dogs Are Absolutely the Beginning of the End
Robots can open doors now. The next logical progression is killing us, awfully.
END OF THE WORLD
Science: We Are On Course for 'Armageddon'
ICYMI: The insects are dying and we're all going to die.
Five Questions About… the Tinder Poo Window Incident
Like, why did you just not pretend it never happened?
I Hate How Much I Love 'Game of Thrones'
The best show on TV is also the worst. How can that be?