Even Fortune Cookies Have Ads Now Because the World Is Bad
God forbid we're allowed to enjoy two bites of sugary goodness without getting a taste of late capitalism.
YouTuber Who Fed Toothpaste-Filled Oreo to Homeless Man Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison
Kanghua Ren, who goes by ReSet, found his victim begging outside a Lidl supermarket in Barcelona.
German Cookie Fortune Heir Apologises for Saying Nazi-Era Forced Labourers Were Treated 'Well'
At a recent conference, 25-year-old Verena Bahlsen also said, "I want to make money and buy sailing yachts from my dividend and stuff."
San Francisco's Last Handmade Fortune Cookie Factory Is in Danger
The Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Company's rent has gone from $1,400 to $6,000 in the past three years.
23 Cookie Recipes to Help You Make Friends This Holiday Season
No one can resists these cookies.
A Survival Guide for Avoiding Awkward Workplace Gifting Drama
We asked a manager and a gifting expert for advice on how to steer clear of an embarrassing office gifting faux-pas during the holidays.
Student Allegedly Baked Dead Grandpa's Ashes in Cookies and Handed Them Out at School
If you’ve recently lost someone close to you and are considering including their remains in some baked goods, maybe… don’t?
Somebody Invented a Cheetos Cookie and It’s Goddamn Delicious
The simple cookie relies on the buttery qualities of cheddar cheese, and then is pushed to levels of addictive ridiculousness when the Cheeto seasonings meld with the cookie dough.
The Enduring Appeal of Royal Dansk Butter Cookies
The royal blue tin? Iconic. The cookies? So damn good.
Israel Claims a Palestinian Hunger Strike Leader Secretly Ate Cookies
A video of the alleged snacking comes only a few weeks after members of Israel's far right taunted prisoners with a barbecue cookout.
Turkish Chocolate Ad for April Fool's Day Accused of Encouraging Military Coup
According to some politicians, the ad is “an attempt to manipulate the psychology of 80 million people.”
74-Year-Old Man Arrested For Allegedly Getting His Entire Church High on Weed Cookies
Several congregants, aged 12 to 70, ended up in the local emergency room on that fateful day, complaining of “adverse effects” from the cookies—which they reported as tasting unusually salty.