The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Parrot Got Detained for Yelling 'Police' to Warn Its Owners About a Drug Raid

"He must've been trained for this."
River Donaghey
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Cop Allegedly Came to Work Drunk and Volunteered to Test the Breathalyser

He apparently blew a 0.08, according to police chief James Craig.
River Donaghey

Watch a Woman Drop a 20-Litre Container of Ranch Dressing... Everywhere

Plus, Beto O'Rourke's penchant for leaping onto countertops is worrying coffee shop managers.
Jelisa Castrodale
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Bomb Threat Was Actually Just Man Announcing He Had to Drop a Dirty Dump

The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
Mack Lamoureux

Disturbing Video Shows Canadian Cop Repeatedly Running Over Deer With Broken Legs

With many members of the public outraged, the incident is being looked into by the Alberta Serious Incident Response Team.
Mack Lamoureux

A Weed Farmer in India Talks About How He Saved His Crop From the Cops

It involved branding his ganja crop as medicine for cholera for his cattle.
As told to Zeyad Masroor Khan

Here’s Why November Was a Downer for Indian Stoners

Through most of the month, scoring has been almost impossible for cannabis connoisseurs.
Zeyad Masroor Khan
Illustration by Prianka Jain
Shamani Joshi
Australia Today

Australian Cop Fired for Lending His Uniform to a Kinky Friend

"The applicant did not put his obligations as a police officer ahead of his desire to assist a friend," said the Chief Commissioner.
Gavin Butler

Watch This Pre-Teen Go on High-Speed Chase After Mom Takes Away Video Games

Grand Theft Auto IRL.
Mack Lamoureux
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Two Nursing Home Escapees Were Found at the World's Biggest Metal Fest

They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
Drew Schwartz
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Cops Are Investigating a Hallucinogenic Desert Toad Heist

The local conservation area believes the thieves may have wanted to lick the stolen Sonoran Desert toads for their natural psychedelic properties.
Drew Schwartz
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'Cold-Blooded Killer' Grandma Accused of Murdering Her Husband and Doppelgänger

Police are on a nationwide manhunt for the "armed and dangerous" 56-year-old.
Drew Schwartz