"He must've been trained for this."
He apparently blew a 0.08, according to police chief James Craig.
Plus, Beto O'Rourke's penchant for leaping onto countertops is worrying coffee shop managers.
The Kansas man told two men in a Home Depot bathroom “y’all need to get out of here because I’m fixing to blow it up.”
With many members of the public outraged, the incident is being looked into by the Alberta Serious Incident Response Team.
It involved branding his ganja crop as medicine for cholera for his cattle.
Through most of the month, scoring has been almost impossible for cannabis connoisseurs.
"The applicant did not put his obligations as a police officer ahead of his desire to assist a friend," said the Chief Commissioner.
Grand Theft Auto IRL.
They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
The local conservation area believes the thieves may have wanted to lick the stolen Sonoran Desert toads for their natural psychedelic properties.
Police are on a nationwide manhunt for the "armed and dangerous" 56-year-old.