penis

The VICE Guide to Right Now

Man Presses Charges Against Ex-Girlfriend for ‘Breaking’ His Penis

He walked into the police station to lodge a complaint with nothing but a hat protecting his junk.
Shamani Joshi
4.22.19
LGBTQ

The Girl's Guide to Tucking Your Dick

Are you ready to learn?
Diana Tourjée
4.3.19
NSFW

Men with Micropenises Tell Us About Life with a Tiny Dick

"It hasn't stopped growing, just never grew."
Manisha Krishnan
4.1.19
Drugs

Which Drugs Make Your Dick Shrink the Most and Why

Hands up whose penis has physically retracted after taking MDMA? Or just flat-out not worked when using cocaine? This is why.
David Hillier
3.18.19
Art

Meet 'Dick Run Claire,' the Woman Who Draws Dicks With Running Apps

Claire's run dozens of routes resembling penises of various shapes and sizes.
Gavin Butler
1.18.19
Food

Malaysia’s Market for Bull Dick Soup Is Bigger than Yours

Dick soups are fairly widespread through Asia, but particularly popular in Malaysia. I gave in and had a bowl.
Tim Jesudason
12.22.18
NSFW

I Shot My Dick Off In Vietnam

Yes, I can still get an erection.
Karley Sciortino
12.11.18
Sex

We Looked Into Why Men Get Morning Erections

Scientists are starting to solve the mystery of morning wood.
Sergio Diez Alvarez
10.23.18
men

Big Hands? Big Feet? What Actually Determines a Man's Penis Size

We asked a penis expert and he explained that "there's a lot of things that can go wrong."
Gabby Bess
5.19.18
VICE TONIC

There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis

Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.
Grant Stoddard
4.5.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Yakuza Boss Allegedly Put Out a Hit on a Nurse After His Botched Dick Surgery

A few months after Satoru Nomura​ went under the knife for a penis enlargement procedure, one of his nurses was stabbed on the street.
Lauren Messman
2.22.17