Shit We Googled This Week, No Shirts Edition

Now that we're post-Memorial Day, it's summer! Which means only one thing: It's time to take off our shirts! Or it's time for somebody to take off their shirt, anyway. This week, we blogged and Googled in the semi-nude (semi-noogled). Here's what we were looking for:

Dan Ozzi, Editor

support group wet hot american summer
a cop donut
MCRmy
we didn't start the fire lyrics
hood rat stuff
cuban missile crisis
twitter cher wu tang
riff raff cell phone
"dan ozzi shirtless"

Dan really wants a picture of himself shirtless but has no idea how to operate a camera. He's also looking for Riff Raff's phone number so he can text Riff Raff advice for being a musician on Twitter (like Cher).

Drew Millard, Features Editor

kris kristofferson playboy sensual photo shoot
alcohol + weed
garge canadas
seinfeld star wars
phrosties de blasio
vaporizer kid ink show me video

Drew just wants to see more naked people. He also loves alcohol and weed and vaporizers for smoking weed. But as much as he loves weed, what he loves even more is imagening what if Seinfeld smoked weed.

Kim Taylor Bennett, Style Editor

Ciara Hermaphrodite
Dr Luke
Andrej Pejic
I know your girlfriend hates me
Making plans for nigel lyrics
weezer tab blue album
Mariah heartbreaker
London weather

This is the current weather in London. Kim loves England, which is also why she was looking up the lyrics for the most British-sounding song ever, "Making Plans for Nigel." Did you know that the song is by XTC, which is a band from Swindon, England, which, even though it sounds like a town that is made up as a joke about England is, in fact, a real place. Anyway, Kim is the only person at Noisey who actually understands England, even though sometimes we pretend to by writing about their punk bands.

Eric Sundermann, Managing Editor

justin bieber migos
twitter troy ave
meaninglessness
kanye god level download
patrick carney dumb statement
skinny sweatpants
future
how bruce springsteen are you

Noisey loves the Biegos. Eric loves Bruce Springsteen. If he could find a quiz on the subject, he would be 82 percent Bruce Springsteen.

Kyle Kramer, Guest Editor

shrek fan tumblr
shrek fan fiction
wikipedia smash mouth
smash mouth egg
riaa
speaker knockerz
easy sound
chinx drugz datpiff
troy ave datpiff
seige grindcore
dan ozzi shirtless

Kyle loves Shrek, but mostly he just wants to know how Smash Mouth he is. He got 61 percent. How Smash Mouth are YOU? If it helps, read our interview with Smash Mouth first.

For more from the dumb minds of Noisey's editors, here's what we were listening to this week.