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How we're adjusting our routines, habits, and mindsets for a new normal.
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Extremely elaborate excuses, without documentation or backup of some kind, are high risk but high reward; a true example from the past few months involves a student’s meatball falling from her meatball sub, landing on the keyboard, and closing her out of an online test prematurely, therefore causing an extremely low grade. Luckily this student happened to live-Snapchat the whole thing, sent the photos to her professor, and was able to retake the test.A biology professor at a university in the South, who asked for his name and university affiliation to remain anonymous, said he could “write books on the subject” of elaborate student excuses. Even before the pandemic pushed almost all of his classes online, he taught online intro-level courses to large groups of students.“The range in ‘excuses’ from students is all across the board, some legit and others just preposterous,” the professor said. Generally, he and most other professors can tell when a particular student may be lying, based on red flags they’ve dropped throughout the semester. “Students are very much creatures of habit. Many times, the very first email I get from a student is, ‘I don’t understand how to do this,’ and I’ll say, ‘Did you read the instructions?’ There’s a lot of red flags that go up that give you an idea that someone’s maybe not doing their work.”The professor said he may ask for documentation in some cases—like if a student says they were too sick to complete an online assignment, he’ll ask for proof that they were indeed sick enough to go to the doctor (though he clarified he wouldn’t need to know what exactly they were sick with). Otherwise, he said, most professors have little to no choice but to believe a student when they blame technology—because wifi does crash, computers do go into a lengthy update at the worst possible time, and those big internet providers do often suck ass. If students want to rely on those excuses throughout fully remote semesters, they should just maybe be careful to use them sparingly, like a limited lifeline.
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