Where is it? Judd Street, near King's Cross – I mean, as slap bang in the middle of London as you can get, truly;
What is there to do locally? Literally anything. You can walk to Oxford Street in, like, seven seconds. There's a big hospital up the road. You can get a train to fucking France. Hit up the British Library. Go to the British Museum. Go to the new Granary Square complex, that kind of new-build-with-old-bricks place where pop-ups happen. Like: imagine a thing. You can do it in this area of London. No, I'm— no, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not saying it. Fine: it being King's Cross, you can go and have dark guilty intercourse with a sex worker. Fine. I said it.
Alright, how much are they asking? £1,387 a month, a figure so precise I am convinced estate agents are making up market rent these days by turning a calculator on and slapping it on their desk and just quoting whatever number got mashed into the pad.
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The great humour here comes from whoever has been tasked to describe this flat on Zoopla, because they've rolled the estate agent Describe-U-Like™ wheel of fortune and come up with "this flat has recently been refurbished to the highest standard", which is quite a rich description for what appears very much to be the cheapest coffee table Argos possibly sells; an old-looking IKEA desk which I'm pretty sure is one of those ones you always get, don't you, in houses furnished by landlords, desks that are entirely structurally dependent on one single piece of rough-textured MDF, which, for whatever reason, is always designed to rub up against your leg, however which way you sit at it, and in this instance has been lovingly refurbished with a £1 plastic tablecloth; and also for a microwave that looks like it's been yellow since that time someone exploded a Pot Noodle in it in actual 1998.Fantastic 1 double bedroom luxury flat in Russell Square. The flat has recently been refurbished to the highest standard finished with marble in the shower room, solid oak wooden flooring throughout, modern new kitchen in the kitchen/diner and underfloor heating. This Edwardian mansion block flat will go quick. Get in touch today to book your viewing.
Short lets are considered as well.
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