All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App
If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
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Online dating has become more and more particular as society breaks off into smaller niches of interest. If there's a site where Trump supporters can connect to potentially boink each other, anything is possible. To that end, some higher level of Kanye stans among stans have created a site called Yeezy Dating that describes itself as "a dating site for fans of the genius Mr. Kanye West," implying some kind of sapiosexual bent of seeking out only those who can truly appreciate songs like "Drunk & Hot Girls."
The service has not launched yet (only early access is open), but if you're curious, we've prepped a handy guide to the many questionable personalities you'll likely find in the community, unique to the kind of site that asks dedicated Kanye West fans to join.
Ex-Hypebeast Who Is Actually Trying to Resell Their Yeezys for $2,000
Chance the Rapper Acolyte
A "You Don't Understand the Vision" Type
Editor of a Music Website
Person Who Will Not Stop Arguing With You That Yeezus Is the Best Kanye Album
Person Who Dyes Their Hair Pink
Every Single Person Who Owns that Off-White Belt
Person Who Watches Anime
Someone Who Works for Noisey
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This article originally appeared on Noisey CA.