Hey it's Baby Balls. As you may or may not know I'm in the middle of a rap feud with Young Jeezy. I might end up dead, but for the time being the whole thing is kind of fun and exhilarating. I can totally see why so many rappers are into them. It all started when I asked Jeezy if he ever went to Freaknik, and then implied that the gender distribution at that storied collegiate institution was less than favorable to heterosexual guys. Maybe not the best foot to put forward, I'll admit, but the next thing I know he's dragging my name through the dirt all over the press, claiming that I take drugs and that I'm humbling and different. So now I have to shoot one of his friends or everyone will think I'm gay. Talk about your pains in the ass. Anyways, this thing has been a real learning experience for me, so I thought I'd just jot down a few primers I've picked up on "having beef" as the hardcore kids put it. Feel free to use them to start your own rap feud, or to avoid accidentally getting drawn into one if you don't have the time to deal with it.
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