Just look at Waka Flocka Flame's face in this screengrab. That's the face of a man who will get shit done.
On Monday, Waka Flocka Flame took his "Turn Up Godz" tour to Arizona, where, weirdly, everyone was turning up. But apparently, at one point, things got a little too turned up and two nimrods started fighting. At this point, the presidential hopeful decided it was time to step in. Waka jumped off stage, walked to where the two doofuses were jawing, stopped them, and said, simply, "hold up, motherfucker," repeatedly. Unsurprisingly, the two kids stopped being idiots and listened to the future world leader.
Look, if I'm being honest and we're keeping this the "no spin zone," I've avidly been saying over and over how stupid it is that Waka Flocka Flame has claimed to be running for president, quietly scolding the rest of the internet for celebrating something that is so clearly just for attention. Yet, here we are, and I'm being proven wrong. There's visual evidence of Waka Flocka Flame's ability to broker peace between two fiercly opposed parties (who were definitely under the influence of many substances). Imagine what this guy could do with the drunken pile of egos that is congress? Fuck it. I'm on board. #WakaforPresident