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What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 5/31

Throwbacks reigned supreme.

This week felt like everyone famous wanted to show off their #TBTs. Either Memory Lane was a hot vacation spot or celebrities really think they were that adorable as children and adolescents. Let’s face it, though, we all post that shit up to look better. #TBT photos from when you’re a kid serve only one of three functions: To show “how much hotter” you are now, to show you were awesome even as a kid, or to embarrass yourself. Nobody posts a pic of themselves as a toddler with the caption “That was such a great day.” Anyway, here are this week’s Instagrammy Award winners.

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Real talk, nowadays when I see Jared Leto, this is sort of the image that springs into my mind. Gone are the days of Jordan Catalano. Instead we have weird guy doing weird things. Whoever created this image is a genius. I’m now permanently scarred, but kudos to you good sir or ma’am.

I can’t tell if cashier homeboy in the back is happy that he met Fetty Wap or just got the commission of his life over at Foot Action. Whatever the case may be, those are a lot of Jordans, and sneaker heads everywhere are probably playing pocket pool at the idea of buying that many kicks in one shot. Hopefully Fetty bought some for his Trap Queen, i.e. me.

This is the exact face I make when I’m all ready to go out and I’m pulled up in front of my friend’s place waiting for her to come out and she’s still not ready. It’s like, I’m so glad I get to be the designated driver AGAIN and have to get ready extra early to come get your ass. The least you could do is be ready when I arrive. Okay, rant over.

Nas is out here with the picture perfect scene of a New York City Spring. If you don’t find this image at all appealing then go back to LA you fucking hippie. (R.I.P. Limelight)

I’mma let you finish, Nick Cannon, but this image is actually photoshopped from a movie poster from the film Class Act, not House Party. But whatever, I’ll let it slide. As an aside, a film starring Lil Wayne and Drake would either be incredibly awesome or absolutely stupid. It all depends on how Wayne showed up to the set that day. Drake would kill it because he’s a good actor. Degrassi 4-ever.

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This is me when I’m stuck in traffic headed to meet some people at a restaurant and they’re already done eating. Thanks for waiting, assholes.

A$AP Rocky apparently lost a bunch of followers on Insta because of this weird art installation he seems to be curating on his page. It’s like, don’t you realize your music screams Lagerfeld but your fans scream Old Navy? Throw up some selfies or some shit. Give the people what they want!

Beyoncé is out here reminding everyone that no matter what we do, we’ll always look aggressively average next to her.

I wonder if young Onika posed for this photo and thought, “Someday I will marry Meek Mill.” Probably not.

She bangs! She bangs! Sorry, that’s all I had. I just love every photo Rihanna takes and her hair is Crimson Glow like Angela Chase’s on My So-Called Life. That’s my second MSCL reference in one article. A personal record.

Soooo…it looks like Game’s having a fine time in Miami. I was in Miami this month (#youcare) and took this same photo. Kidding, I took a picture of a free steak I was fed at Quality Meats and then got so drunk I deleted it by accident. Welp.

I guess this is the part where we say SAU…SAU…SAU…SAU…SAU…SAUSAGE! Right?

This image right here looks like every Halloween costume of every girl between the years of 1984 and 1994. Seriously. I wore an outfit very similar to this (except my pants were higher because I had a potbelly) whenever the occasion called for it. Only difference was I was not a Material Girl in a Material World. I am now, though. #StartedFromTheBottom

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Just letting you all know Rick Ross is still losing weight. Good for him. Looking great, Bawse!

What if Drake actually meant he was runnin’ through the 6 with his grandmother and we all thought “woes” was a euphemism for homies? Sidebar: is he not the cutest kid to ever eat fruit?

Kathy Iandoli is running thru New Jersey with her woes. Follow her on Twitter.