Claire Sullivan

Dating

We Asked People on First Dates How Their Dates Were Going

"I noticed he's wearing New Balance shoes so I'm into that."
Claire Sullivan
2.4.19
Budget 2018

I Masturbated to the 2018 Budget and it was... Not Great

There's not enough lube in the universe if you're looking at Peter Dutton.
Claire Sullivan
5.9.18
summer

Your Summer Guide to Breaking Into Public Pools

Because illegal night swimming is delicious.
Claire Sullivan
12.28.17
schoolies

How to Have (Good) Sex at Schoolies

Follow our five-point guide for health, safety, and orgasms.
Claire Sullivan
12.4.17
Question Of The Day

For $1 Million Would You Spend an Entire Festival Inside a Toilet?

We asked some hygienically-minded but opportunistic people at Copresents festival.
Claire Sullivan
11.13.17
Melbourne Cup

The Spring Racing Carnival Is Empty, Pointless Garbage

"What else?" the punter asked me, in a very gonorrhoea-y way.
Claire Sullivan
11.7.17
Sex

Do Dick Pics Ever Work Out Well?

I asked a bunch of friends and dudes on Tinder if they ever get a positive response.
Claire Sullivan
8.28.17
Childhood Goals

I Ate Nothing But Uncle Tobys Snacks for a Week

And now I wish Uncle Tobys would die in a hole.
Claire Sullivan
6.29.17
Dating

Dating Advice From a Woman Who's Been Proposed to Nine Times

The woman is my mum.
Claire Sullivan
5.16.17
road trips

I Tried to Find a Man in Mangalore

Welcome to the small town with a hugely misleading name.
Claire Sullivan
3.28.17
Sex

I’m an Adult Woman and I Still Haven’t Figured out Masturbation

I asked some experts to shed light on what myself and many other women are doing wrong.
Claire Sullivan
1.23.17
Sex

Welcome to the Secret World of Sausage Sisters

Hollywood has convinced us that when two women fuck the same guy they should hate each other forever. But Hollywood is wrong.
Claire Sullivan
1.10.17