Join Me on a Magical Tour of a Christmas Hamper Factory in Melbourne
"We're in the happy business," said everyone at the factory.
We Asked People on First Dates How Their Dates Were Going
"I noticed he's wearing New Balance shoes so I'm into that."
I Masturbated to the 2018 Budget and it was... Not Great
There's not enough lube in the universe if you're looking at Peter Dutton.
Your Summer Guide to Breaking Into Public Pools
Because illegal night swimming is delicious.
How to Have (Good) Sex at Schoolies
Follow our five-point guide for health, safety, and orgasms.
Question Of The Day
For $1 Million Would You Spend an Entire Festival Inside a Toilet?
We asked some hygienically-minded but opportunistic people at Copresents festival.
The Spring Racing Carnival Is Empty, Pointless Garbage
"What else?" the punter asked me, in a very gonorrhoea-y way.
Do Dick Pics Ever Work Out Well?
I asked a bunch of friends and dudes on Tinder if they ever get a positive response.
I Ate Nothing But Uncle Tobys Snacks for a Week
And now I wish Uncle Tobys would die in a hole.
Dating Advice From a Woman Who's Been Proposed to Nine Times
The woman is my mum.
I Tried to Find a Man in Mangalore
Welcome to the small town with a hugely misleading name.
I’m an Adult Woman and I Still Haven’t Figured out Masturbation
I asked some experts to shed light on what myself and many other women are doing wrong.