Emma Garland

Associate Editor, VICE UK

Gender

Just a Few of the Lies Women Have Been Sold

From: you read too much into everything, to: you're definitely getting abducted at some point.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Hannah Ewens
Daisy Jones
3.24.19
mental health

How Do You Know When to Quit Therapy?

When I imagined finishing therapy it was always with a sense of capability and optimism, but what I got instead was the overwhelming feeling that I was giving up.
Emma Garland
3.18.19
International Women's Day 2019

The Concept of Women 'Having It All' Has Never Been Realistic, But Now It's Extinct

As a literal statement it's never held water, but it ultimately boils down to the option to have both a career and children. Now, late capitalism has rendered that near-impossible.
Emma Garland
3.9.19
Save Yourselves

Global Warming Behaviour: a Checklist

Just a fun (and not existentially alarming) list!
Lauren O'Neill
Emma Garland
2.28.19
stop it

Brands Faking Sentience Are Tweeting Me to Death

"Big mood" will be the end of us all.
Emma Garland
2.7.19
Noisey Hitlist

SOAK Is Back with Indie-Pop Love Letters to Small-Town Culture

The Mercury-nominated songwriter captures the sound of the local bar on Cure-esque track "Knock Me Off My Feet", which we're premiering below.
Emma Garland
1.11.19
self-help

How to Be a Functioning Person Again This January

Potential solutions for post-Christmas ennui that don't involve excessive movement or giving something up.
Emma Garland
1.5.19
Christmas Behaviour

Here's a Timeline of Your Christmas Behaviour

Ever spat on an elf?
Emma Garland
12.13.18
Instagram

Instagram's New 'Close Friends' Feature Could Be the End of Thirst Traps

A VICE writers round table on: If we're only sharing Instagram stories with our mates, how are we going to get laid?
Hannah Ewens
Lauren O'Neill
Joel Golby
Daisy Jones
Emma Garland
12.11.18
First Dates

Hands Down This is the Best First Date with Chris Carrabba

I took the Dashboard Confessional frontman for coffee and shit got real deep real fast.
Emma Garland
12.4.18
Welcome To The Club (For Lonely Hearts)

La Dispute's 'Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair' is Still Perfect, Darling

Ten years on from its release, we look back at an album that remains treasured by fans, unsung by critics, and unexpectedly subversive within hardcore.
Emma Garland
11.22.18
Noisey Roundtable

Here's a Passionate “Thong Song” Roundtable for Sisqo's 40th Birthday

Pls everyone, let's gather round and discuss the world's most extra song about some pants.
Daisy Jones
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Joel Golby
Hannah Ewens
11.13.18
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