Emma Garland

Associate Editor, VICE UK


The Revolutionary Pleasure of Lana Del Rey

'Norman Fucking Rockwell' is a masterpiece from an artist whose greatest gift to her listeners is the total submission of thought to feeling.
Emma Garland

Sad, Spiritual, Horny: Why Simon Amstell Is the Definitive Comic of 2019

His new Netflix special 'Set Free' is a masterclass in the soul-searching, abject comedy that has come to define a generation.
Emma Garland

I Asked Stifler's Mom to Fix My Sex Life

I asked Jennifer Coolidge off 'American Pie' for dating advice, but she says I’m already perfect and all my misfortunes can be blamed on men.
Emma Garland

Robbie Williams Is England's Greatest Living Legend

Give the man a Tony immediately, for this Hyde Park concert was the greatest piece of theatre I have ever witnessed.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill

Photos of People's Faces When "Mr Brightside" by The Killers Hits

Yeeaahhh you know you gotta inject this wholesome Glastonbury content, thank you.
Emma Garland
Here's the Deal With...

Everything You Need to Know About Multi-Genre Producer Miedo Total

His debut EP is… a lot, in the best way; combining elements of metal, classical and experimental electronica. And we're running it first, here.
Emma Garland

The Most Depressing Things About Living in a House Share

As high rents force people to cohabit for longer than ever before, adulthood is now defined by waiting to shower and being shushed for having an orgasm.
Emma Garland

Just a Few of the Lies Women Have Been Sold

From: you read too much into everything, to: you're definitely getting abducted at some point.
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Hannah Ewens
Daisy Jones
mental health

How Do You Know When to Quit Therapy?

When I imagined finishing therapy it was always with a sense of capability and optimism, but what I got instead was the overwhelming feeling that I was giving up.
Emma Garland
International Women's Day 2019

The Concept of Women 'Having It All' Has Never Been Realistic, But Now It's Extinct

As a literal statement it's never held water, but it ultimately boils down to the option to have both a career and children. Now, late capitalism has rendered that near-impossible.
Emma Garland
Save Yourselves

Global Warming Behaviour: a Checklist

Just a fun (and not existentially alarming) list!
Lauren O'Neill
Emma Garland
stop it

Brands Faking Sentience Are Tweeting Me to Death

"Big mood" will be the end of us all.
Emma Garland