The Stupid Issue
A Defense of Billy Joel
For all his commercial success, Billy Joel gets no respect, but his distinctly simple music about the angst of being a Long Island piano man resonates with me, a millennial.
I Tried Every Type of Non-Plastic Straw So You Don't Have To
The war on plastic straws is here, and you're going to need to know what your options are.
The Most Played Out Memes of 2018
These were funny for about a tenth of a second.
This Is What It Takes for a Trump Voter to Change Their Mind
Why the widely-mocked case of a butterfly expert—and Republican—upset over the president's border wall actually matters.
we saw this
Hologram Concerts Don't Suck, You're Just a Hater
I went to see hologram Roy Orbison in concert because why the hell not?
They Should've Let Eric Andre Host the Oscars
An Oscar host has been chosen, but picking Andre would have been so brave!
What It's Really Like to Stay Sober in College
"I find alcohol existentially terrifying.”
The 13 Most Bizarre Things Donald Trump Apparently Believes
According to the president, you need ID to buy cereal and asbestos could have helped save the World Trade Center from 9/11.
The Beto Sex Tweet Proves the Internet Was a Mistake
The Biggest Assholes Who Lost the Midterms
Ted Cruz might have won, but a lot of other fuckheads lost.
We Rank Celebrity Voting Selfies
From the most cringeworthy to the actually pretty cool.
First Twitter Gave Me Power. Then I Felt Hopeless.
What I learned from growing up online.