Helen Meriel Thomas

Sex

People Told Us Their Worst Video Sex Horror Stories

"I just heard someone screaming – it was his mum. His very Catholic mum."
Helen Meriel Thomas
6.18.20
LGBTQ

I'm Bi: This Is What I Like About Men, and What I Like About Women

One misconception about bisexual people is that we like our own gender and other genders exactly the same. That's not always the case.
Helen Meriel Thomas
6.2.20
Sex

How to Sext Properly

Let's play a love game – one where you tell me exactly how you want your junk caressed after quarantine.
Helen Meriel Thomas
5.24.20
Sex

How To Have Not Awkward Video Sex

What angles should you use? What about the weird silences? What if your bad wifi cucks you? Read on, my horny friend!
Helen Meriel Thomas
5.16.20
Sex

I Did a 'Sex Magic' Ritual – and It Actually Changed My Life

I reconnected with my yoni in front of seven strangers and asked the cosmic universe for some time to myself.
Helen Meriel Thomas
4.27.20
Sex

The A to Z of Fuckboys

Or: a comprehensive list of all the worst men you've ever slept with.
Helen Meriel Thomas
4.7.20
Sex

Erotic Parties Aren't for Sex Anymore – They're for Friendship

London's new "sensual theatrical party" Pinky Promise is reaching a new audience of kinksters – ones who like eco-glitter and pom poms.
Helen Meriel Thomas
3.11.20
Cum On Over

I Got Sex Advice from My Favourite Porn Star

Kicking off a new series of porn star interviews, Michael Vegas, AKA the "Pig Daddy", talks anal douching, pussy eating and the problem with mainstream porn.
Helen Meriel Thomas
9.30.19
Save Yourselves

A Guide to Sex Toys That Don't Totally Ruin the Planet

I put the best eco-friendly sex toys to the test, from solar-powered vibrators and low-airmile wands to, erm, a giant wooden dildo.
Helen Meriel Thomas
8.19.19
Dating

Introducing 'Wholesome Trapping', the Thirst Trap's Cutesy Cousin

If the thirst trap is about showing a little skin to remind the object of your horniness that you exist, the wholesome trap is about showing what a lovely down-to-earth person you are – in a hot way.
Helen Meriel Thomas
5.13.19
Dating

How Single Millennials Adopted Their Love Language From 'Peep Show'

"I Super Liked you. And if you can’t handle it, you can just, you know, fuck off."
Helen Meriel Thomas
3.7.19
Dating

All The Dating Apps, Ranked By How Badly They'll Disappoint You

Hey Bumble: forcing women to message first is not feminist. It's just really fucking inconvenient.
Helen Meriel Thomas
11.19.18
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