Nathan Simpson
Jim Mora Is an Insane Maniac, Just Like His Dad
On Tuesday, when the Western world was focused on the results of the electoral college, Jim Lawrence Mora, head coach of the UCLA football Bruins, was focused on getting even with the internet. And by "getting even," I mean that he went nuts and...
It’s Good for My Pockets That the Red Sox Suck
The Red Sox will finish in the cellar, and though watching them lose is worse than listening to white funk, the silver lining for die-hard fans like me is that now that they won’t be getting me to spend entire paychecks on commemorative garbage, like...
Ocho Misbehavin'
2012 started off OK for Chad Johnson, née Ochocinco, but nothing has been going right since his divorce—he's even lost his coconut water endorsement. So what should he do? The smart (read: stupid) money is on him joining the Jets and Tim Tebow, because...
White Power? Tennis Fashion Explained
What's with all these racists wearing white outfits and running around at country clubs?
