Nick Greene

housing market

I Used San Francisco’s Multi-Million-Dollar Open Houses as My Own Buffet

And was only mildly humiliated in the process.
Nick Greene
8.1.18
cell phone addiction

I Tried to Cure My Smartphone Addiction Using My Smartphone

There are apps for that! And they're mostly worthless.
Nick Greene
2.27.18
writing

I Copied the Routines of Famous Writers and It Sucked

Did Balzac really drink 50 cups of coffee a day? Does Murakami actually wake up at 4 AM? For a week, I tried to live like famous writers. It went poorly.
Nick Greene
1.19.18
nuclear holocaust

How to Build a Fallout Shelter Using Nothing but IKEA Furniture

"Obviously, real wood would be better. But that's better than nothing," an expert in disaster preparedness told me.
Nick Greene
11.10.17
war

I Used Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' to Lower My Internet Bill

"All warfare is based on deception."
Nick Greene
10.13.17
wellness

My Day of Wellness Made Me Feel Like Crap

Cupping. Guided Meditation. Alternate nostril breathing. Cryotherapy. Sensory deprivation float tank. I did it all—and more—on the same day.
Nick Greene
9.20.17
Objectively Correct Lists

What's in the Aire: Mannheim Steamroller's Christmas Discography, Ranked

Real Steam-heads know.
Nick Greene
12.23.14
Thinkpieces And Shit

Oh No, The Based God's Curse Is Real

Sorry, Kevin Durant, you may be one of the most likable people in sports, but you are now locked in a Lynchian nightmare from which you can’t escape.
Nick Greene
6.1.14
Features

The Top Songs of 2014

As a member of the media elite, we got to listen to this decade’s cavalcade of singles, albums, and mixtapes back in early 2011.
Nick Greene
12.20.13
Features

What If the Events Depicted in "Monster Mash" Never Even Happened?

Also, the song's website is absolutely hilarious.
Nick Greene
10.25.13
Drake Week

Started from "Started from the Bottom:" On Listening to Drake for the First Time

"I know Drake likes sweaters."
Nick Greene
9.24.13
Chart Burn

Phillip Phillips' "Gone, Gone, Gone" Proves Proves That That We're We're Screwed Screwed Screwed

The 'American Idol' star is doing his best to destroy the English language one repeated word at a time.
Nick Greene
8.21.13
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