Can You Do CrossFit Without Being a Dick?
I went to a CrossFit competition to find out.
Here's Why People Actually 'Like' Your Posts on Facebook
With the exception of your mom, few people "like" your status because they actually like it. Hell, sometimes people "like" your posts expressly because they hate them.
The Perils of Jerking Off in the Dial-Up Era
Kids these days have it so easy. When I first started buffering my banana in the 90s, porn was only available via dial-up internet on the shared family computer.
Voss Water Is Bullshit
"Voss" could be the name of a cult European fashion designer. It could be the name of a guy in an 80s synth-pop trio. But it's not. It's water—overpriced, overrated, bottled water.
The Five Times I’ve (Literally) Shit My Pants
At some stage in our development we’ve all shit ourselves. Or at least, I have, and I'm retelling each of those times for your reading pleasure.
I Went to a Retreat for Young British Nudists
After a youth of accidental, drunken nudism, I decided to see what the movement was actually all about and headed to a Young British Naturist's retreat at the Clover Spa & Hotel.