Zaphod Weinberger

Sports

Interview with David Yow about Baseball and Movies

Jesus Lizard singer David Yow never dug Bad Brains, or baseball, but may be starring in a movie about one.
Zaphod Weinberger
7.28.12
Sports

Pitching Is Cruel and Unusual

Fuck, my arm. That has to be what every pitcher thinks, or says to their mom or wife, after a start.
Zaphod Weinberger
7.5.12
Sports

Colorado’s Wacky Pitching Woes

Will using four mediocre starting pitchers instead of five make the Rockies any good?
Zaphod Weinberger
6.21.12
Sports

A Complete Dipshit's Guide to the Roger Clemens Verdict

We realize this whole thing is all still a bit confusing, so we’re here to answer all of your idiotic questions about what exactly went down.
Zaphod Weinberger
6.19.12
Sports

Haircuts of the NBA Finals

Stop cutting your hair all stupid, NBA players.
Zaphod Weinberger
6.12.12
Sports

Is Shaq the Worst? Or Just Kind of the Worst?

Is the former NBA superstar and leading man of "Kazaam" really that bad at being himself?
Zaphod Weinberger
6.8.12
Sports

Rondo and the Old Dudes Just Keep Winning

You wonder if there’s something intrinsic these geezers have that others don’t.
Zaphod Weinberger
6.6.12
Sports

If You Don’t Like the Spurs, You’re a Wall-Eyed Moron

The Spurs don’t deserve their rough reputation among idiot half-awake check-in basketball fans. They're the NBA’s model franchise.
Zaphod Weinberger
5.25.12
Stuff

Live Suburbia in Miami

Huff some glue and skate to Meryful Fate in Florida this weekend.
Zaphod Weinberger
5.11.12
Sports

Knicks, Nixed

The Knicks aren’t getting any more good players, and the guys they have aren’t good enough. Maybe you should read a book or something instead of watching Knicks games next year?
Zaphod Weinberger
5.10.12
Sports

J.R. Smith's Horribly-Timed "Welcome to NY" Party

Like the Knicks’ season, it seemed doomed from the start.
Zaphod Weinberger
3.15.12
Sports

Clipper Darrell, Clipped

Even though the historically dismal Clippers are getting better, their nixing of Clipper Darrell insures that their fans will be booing the franchise for a long time.
Zaphod Weinberger
3.1.12