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New York Knicks

Poor Kristaps Porzingis Did Everything He Could to Stop Chris Paul, Failed Anyway

The New York Knicks' big unicorn tried his best to keep Chris Paul in check, but Porzingis is only one man (with lazy-ass teammates).
Joseph Flynn
3.21.17
Premiere

Luu Breeze's "La Senza" Will Instantly Undress the Dark Depths of Your Soul

The Toronto-via-Nova Scotia singer is out here making shadowy lingerie store odes you didn't know you needed.
Phil Witmer
3.21.17
Recipe

Avocado and Tomatillo Salsa Recipe

Creamy and bright, this is pretty much a combination of guacamole and salsa, so what's not to love??
Ben Dawson
3.21.17
Premieres

Listen to Semi-Attractive Boy's "Her Heart Isn't Beating for Me"

Do you think this dude needs some help with his confidence or what?
Noisey Staff
3.21.17
music video

Literally Everything Is Sexual in Tommy Cash’s Innuendo-Filled Music Video

Yes, even a nuclear power plant.
Nathaniel Ainley
3.21.17
gif it up

A Court Will Decide if a GIF Can Be Considered a ‘Deadly Weapon'

Cases like this have strong implications for the roughly 10,000 people with photosensitive epilepsy in the US.
Naomi LaChance
3.21.17
fake news

Can Librarians Save Us from Fake News?

Libraries and colleges across the country are trying to educate people into being better, more discerning consumers of news.
Arielle Dollinger
3.21.17
thump news

Trent Reznor, Robyn, and Dâm-Funk to Feature on Todd Rundgren's New Album

The album is called 'White Knight' and will be Rundgren's first solo LP since 2015.
Alexander Iadarola
3.21.17
Holy Shit

Mike Will Grabs Chief Keef and Rae Sremmurd for "Come Down"

'Ransom 2' arrives this Friday.
Lawrence Burney
3.21.17
News

St. Paddy’s Rager Takes Over City, Nets Partiers More Than 200 Charges

Let those among us who have not released ‘bodily emissions’ in public cast the first stone.
Mack Lamoureux
3.21.17
collisions

GitHub Uses Broken Cryptography, But It Has a Plan

SHA-1 rears its ugly head.
Jordan Pearson
3.21.17
Norway

Meet the Norwegian Kids Getting Paid Thousands to Cut Tongues Out of Fish

For as long as the people in the Norwegian coastal village of Ballstad can remember, children have been responsible for processing the tongues of skrei cod—a local seafood delicacy that can sell for as much as 60 krone a kilo.
Laura Martin
3.21.17
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