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The yes man

I Hired a Coach to Watch Me Have Sex
Because roses for Valentine's Day are cliché.
Grant Stoddard
2.14.17
The Games That Made me

'Conker's Bad Fur Day' Is My Fluffy Valentine
The foul-mouthed little squirrel brought a lot of multiplayer joy to Waypoint's intrepid Publisher Joel.
Joel Fowler
2.14.17
economics

Why Trump Likely Won't Save This All-American Town from Decline
The author of a new book explains how Lancaster, Ohio, has been harmed by the '1 percent economy,' and how difficult it will be to lead the town to recovery.
Seth Ferranti
2.14.17
Music

Sevdaliza Put Together a Music Video Entirely From Shutterstock Footage
You can actually buy each frame of the singer’s new music video.
Nathaniel Ainley
2.14.17
Canada

The ‘All Lives Matter’ Tenor Spent Valentine’s Day Arguing With Me on Facebook
He told me he changed the French lyrics to ‘O Canada’ too. Oh non!
Manisha Krishnan
2.14.17
Noisey on VICELAND

'NOISEY Lagos': Meet Wizkid's Manager Mr. Sunday and White Man
'NOISEY: Lagos' airs at 10 PM EST on VICELAND.
Noisey Staff
2.14.17
Noisey

It’s Tough to Be a Chance the Rapper Fan When You’re Not a Christian
How my personal relationship with Christianity made enjoying Chance's big Grammy night a challenge.
Lawrence Burney
2.14.17
Features

Valentine's Day is America's Other Favorite Love Drug
What Valentine's Day and ecstasy have in common—and why maybe neither are so bad.
Rachel Kraus
2.14.17
Terraform

The Perfect Porn
What happens when AI learns how to make porn that everyone wants to watch?
Carl Franzen
2.14.17
FIGHTLAND

Loser Leaves Town: Johny Hendricks and Hector Lombard Fight for Their Jobs in Halifax
Not all that long ago, Johny Hendricks and Hector Lombard were two of the best welterweights alive. This weekend, they'll fight at the middleweight, and the loser might just be cut from the UFC.
Tom Taylor
2.14.17
teens

Most Teens Don't Identify As Straight, UK Survey Shows
A new survey by UK-based non-profit Ditch the Label found that more than 50 percent of young people do not identify as straight, and 90 percent said the Internet makes it easier to explore sexuality.
Kimberly Lawson
2.14.17
Art

Portraits of Sleeping People Come to Life in These Embroidered Pillows
It’s hard to tell where the portrait ends and the pillow begins in these plush sculptures by Maryam Ashkanian.
Andrew Salomone
2.14.17
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