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France Says You Can't Name Your Child “Nutella” or “Strawberry”
A French judge recently ruled that two jerk parents who were trying to name their daughter “Nutella” needed to think up something better to forever call the human being that they are responsible for.
Hilary Pollack
1.27.15
Holy Shit

Everything Is Hard, but Torres Made a Great Song Called "Strange Hellos," so It's OK
Her new album, 'Sprinter,' is out on Partisan May 5.
Kyle Kramer
1.27.15
taylor swift

Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram Accounts Just Got Hacked
And the attackers claim to be affiliated with the infamous Lizard Squad.
Carl Franzen
1.27.15
venom

How the World's Deadliest Snail Kills
What killer snails have in common with diabetics.
Maddie Stone
1.27.15
eastern conference

Actually, the NBA's Eastern Conference Is Great
What the Eastern Conference lacks in quality basketball, it makes up for in new blood and exciting possibilities.
Patrick Redford
1.27.15
Holy Shit

Noisey Presents: Primal Scream Live at Irving Plaza and Warsaw This May
Presale tickets go on sale at 10 AM on Wednesday and we've got the password to get 'em. Sweet.
Noisey Staff
1.27.15
Stuff

Is Getting Married to Yourself the Next Hot Self-Esteem Trend?
Sologamy, as it's called, is not recognized in the United States or Europe, but though it's not a legally binding union it's become a feature of a quirky self-empowerment movement.
VICE Staff
1.27.15
officer involved

Denver Police Fatally Shoot 16-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Driving a Stolen Car
The teen reportedly struck one of the officers in the leg with the vehicle before police open fired on the girl, who died from her injuries.
VICE News
1.27.15
News

Enbridge Bailed On Its Own Open House in Aamjiwnaang
But they still gave out some environmental Starter Emergency Kits that are really only useful if you get lost in the woods.
Michael Toledano
1.27.15
Premieres

Premiere: VNCHY Wants You to Reach "Godlevel"
Listen to what it would sound like if Yo Gotti was raised in Canada's capital city.
Noisey Canada Staff
1.27.15
Interviews

Timothy Wisdom Is On a Mission to Make Vancouver Funky
What is it about Canada's west coast that lends itself so well to a funk renaissance? We asked the man behind it.
Riva Ridley
1.27.15
Europe

VICE News Capsule: Tuesday, January 27
Another sign of Russia's crackdown on the Crimean Tatars, Egypt convicts doctor of manslaughter in first FGM trial, UK launches public inquiry into death of ex-KGB agent, and scientists prepare a group of water fleas for a mission into space.
VICE News
1.27.15
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