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A Drunk Man in England Tried to Have Sex with a Mailbox

Deep down, are we not all drunk men in Manchester, desperately trying to copulate with the mailbox of life?
Joel Golby
1.16.15
Words

Stanton Warriors Announce New Album, Stream the First Single Now

With cuts like "Loving Me Wrong," their veteran status only continues to get flexed.
David Garber
1.16.15
Cheese

This Seattle Suburb Is Banning Cheese In the Name of Pro Football

The Washington town of Bainbridge Island took a stand against cheese today in hopes of making a statement about the NFC Championship. But don't worry—Wisconsin retaliated.
Hilary Pollack
1.16.15
staff picks and good shit

Staff Picks and Good Shit for the Week of January 16

In a week where "Tity Boi" and "Dick Poop" were said on national television, here's what the Noisey editors were listening to.
Noisey Staff
1.16.15
Art

Someone Made Andy Warhol's 'Chairman Mao' into Salad

Artist, novelist, and dancer Elen Ghulam has turned the Pope of Pop's iconic Mao screen print into a crunchy, nutritious snack.
Beckett Mufson
1.16.15
Words

Someone Has Made a Horror Film About a Murderous EDM Producer

This EDM producer really is killing it.
THUMP Staff
1.16.15
marriage

Michael Sam Gets Engaged In Vatican City

Michael Sam, you may have heard of him once or twice, is now engaged to his boyfriend after popping the question in Vatican City.
Sean Newell
1.16.15
Words

Flying Lotus Drops Unreleased Tracks on Debut Radio 1 Residency

The Brainfeeder head honcho also chatted to jazz legend Herbie Hancock.
VICE Thump
1.16.15
Music

Sound Cathedrals and Sacred Songs Bring Korean Identity to Life in Bora Yoon's New Performance

We attended the world premiere of audiovisual spectacle, 'Sunken Cathedral.'
Becky Chung
1.16.15
News

The Canadian Government Won't Help Journalist Mohamed Fahmy Get Out of Egyptian Jail

A Canadian journalist imprisoned in Egypt has called out the Canadian Prime Minister after a visit by Foreign Minister John Baird failed to end his more than year-long nightmare.
Aaron Mate
1.16.15
asia & pacific

Bootleg Liquor Is Killing Hundreds of People Across India

The poisoning of some 200 people earlier this week in Uttar Pradesh highlights a long-running problem within India, where unregulated moonshine is widely consumed.
Sonia Paul
1.16.15
cuba

I Can't Wait to Drink Authentic Cuban Rum

Obama's new rules free up travel and trade between Cuba and the US. I know what I'm grabbing when I go to the island: Booze and cigars.
Lauren Rothman
1.16.15
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