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Features

A Record Label Nearly Saved the Day and Snatched UKIP's Website
Alcopop Records seized a golden opportunity to take back web-space from the Far Right. Then GoDaddy fucked them over.
Ryan Bassil
1.6.15
nba

Three-Way Pipe: Who Won the Trade That Broke the Internet?
The three-team deal between the Cavs, Thunder, and Knicks came out of nowhere and has the world wondering who got the best of the trade.
Jack Ross
1.6.15
Sex

This High Tech Intravaginal Ring Could Save Women Thousands of Dollars
The Bloom Ring can help women looking to conceive...and those who want to avoid it.
Kaleigh Rogers
1.6.15
asia & pacific

Papua New Guinea's 'Sorcery Refugees': Women Accused of Witchcraft Flee Homes to Escape Violence
Observers estimate that up to 150 accused witches may be murdered every year in the country, but most incidents are never investigated.
Samuel Oakford
1.6.15
Internet

Everything We Know About 5G Cell Phone Networks
It’ll be blazing fast, but we’re still going to run into data cap nonsense.
Jason Koebler
1.6.15
Stuff

Some Murderous 'Nazi Cows' Have Been Murdered in the UK
Farmer Derek Gow has had to mostly destroy a herd of cows that—sort of, kind of—were bred by Nazis. You're thinking about cows with very specific patches of black on their white, white hides, aren't you?
Joel Golby
1.6.15
Film

Johnny Woods Creates Art That Dives into the Uncanny Valley
The artist, animator, and curator has directed videos for Big Boi and Hooray for Earth and had his work shown on Adult Swim. His surreal output is helping to usher in a style that is both very real and totally synthetic at the same time.
Matthew Caron
1.6.15
Stuff

How to Embrace Your Aging Vagina
"Vaginal rejuvenation" is the hot buzzword aiming to get women everywhere feeling terrible about the effects of time on their private parts.
Monica Heisey
1.6.15
Streaming

Good Luck Keeping Canadians Out of Your Better US Content, Netflix
Geo-filtering isn’t foolproof—and worse, could result in legitimate users being blocked too.
Jordan Pearson
1.6.15
Premieres

Retox's New Video Is a Good Old Fashioned Beatdown
Watch the dude from Dillinger Escape Plan chase you down with a baseball bat. In slow mo.
Noisey Staff
1.6.15
nasa

SpaceX’s Reusable Rocket Launch Delayed Again
SpaceX needs to get its rocket in the air before it can try to land it on a drone boat.
Victoria Turk
1.6.15
painkillers

USC Football Team Doctor Admits to Ignoring FDA and NCAA Painkiller Regulations
Doctors are supposed to tell patients what medications they're using and the risks they carry, but USC's team doctor couldn't be bothered to do either.
Aaron Gordon
1.6.15
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