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Premieres

Stream the Snarling New Compilation Album from LA Punk Greats The Red Aunts
Take a closer look at LA garage punks The Red Aunts.
Noisey Staff
12.8.14
Newfoundland

Keep It Canada: Newfoundland
Matty heads to Newfoundland to fish for capelin with his bare hands, go on an insane hike that nearly ends him, cook seafood in a gorgeous cove, and make a fried chicken feast.
Matty Matheson
12.8.14
Holy Shit

Turn Up for Twin Shadow's New Song, "Turn Me Up"
Turn up!
Kyle Kramer
12.8.14
2014 in Review

Vote in Noisey's 2014 Reader Poll
Year-end lists suck. Help make ours suck less by voting in our Reader Poll.
Noisey Staff
12.8.14
Bad Cop Blotter

What Killed Eric Garner, Racist Cops or Cigarette Taxes?
It's fine for conservatives to use Garner's tragic death to decry the "nanny state," but they also shouldn't ignore the racial disparities that run through the US justice system.
Lucy Steigerwald
12.8.14
Words

Welcome to THUMP's NYE Disco Emporium
Screw your NYE plans: join us in the THUMP Disco Emporium
THUMP Staff
12.8.14
News

A Midwestern Furry Convention Was Allegedly Attacked with Chlorine Gas This Weekend
The hotel where the cartoon animal lovers were staying had to be evacuated early Sunday morning after chlorine gas was found to be floating through the air.
Allie Conti
12.8.14
Girl Writer

Is Success Having a Stranger Tattoo Something I Wrote on His Body?
Some guy is getting a quote of something I wrote tattooed on his body. This is a dream come true for a younger me, but now I'm not sure if I'd call this success.
Alison Stevenson
12.8.14
Stuff

The Malformed, Forgotten Brain Collection of a Former 'Lunatic Asylum'
A new book offers a look into the fascinating specimens stored at the University of Texas, many of which have gone mysteriously missing over the years.
Claire Voon
12.8.14
the gifs you missed

A Puking Football Player, Trolling The Goalie, And The GIFS You Missed
Did you miss anything from the weekend in sports? Come on in, see a football player puke on a football, and get yourself caught up.
Sean Newell
12.8.14
Design

Now You Can 3D Print Your Own Crossguard Lightsaber
Ditch the internet forums and decide for yourself whether the new 'Star Wars' crossguard lightsaber is right for you.
Beckett Mufson
12.8.14
farming

Vodka, Red Bull, and Incest on the Oregon Cattle Drive
The patriarch of the herd was a proud Red Angus nicknamed Red Bull. He had a son we aptly named Vodka, an ornery Black Angus kept apart from the rest of the herd because all the cows were related to him, and he desperately wanted to have sex with them.
Aaron Kase
12.8.14
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