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Witchrist's New Track "The Golden Ascent" Will Disembowel You

Like a dagger dipped in sulfates.
John Hill
12.4.14
The Wall Street Issue

My Very Important Wall Street Comic

You don't think it's weird that a big bag of money has a pair of huge tits growing out of it?
Johnny Ryan
12.4.14
argentina

The Weirdest Cuban Baseball Defector Story You'll Ever Read

Yoan Moncada is a 19-year-old Cuban baseball phenom and the story of his defection is both incomplete and utterly bizarre.
Jorge Arangure Jr.
12.4.14
Art

Go Bananas with This Virtual Reality Hypercube of Neon Monkeys

WebVR research team eleVR have created Quaternion Monkeys, a four-dimensional VR-based cube of neon simians.
DJ Pangburn
12.4.14
Stuff

Is This What the UK Will Be Like When We Finally Cure Cancer?

When we finally elude a disease that has stalked us for as long as we've been on Earth, it makes sense to ask: what happens next? What happens when the average person lives to 100?
James Gingell
12.4.14
2014

The Word of 2014 Is a Heart Emoji

Trust me, it was the best option.
Ben Richmond
12.4.14
Holy Shit

This Guy Can Hear Wi-Fi, He Says it Sounds like Minimal Techno

Wi-Fi is always hard to find. In moments of drought, we attempt to connect to unknown networks with dubious names. Other times, for whatever reason, there isn't even any Wi-Fi in reach - not even the supposedly omnipresent The Clou
Dan Wilkinson
12.4.14
barack obama

OK, Maybe Thursday Night Football Isn't So Bad?

Thursday Night Football has plenty of critics, but one brave man is taking a brave stand by defending our least-loved football tradition—or something.
Ben Adams
12.4.14
Chris Paul

Chris Paul Is His Own Goddamn System

Schematic basketball is big in the NBA, but the only scheme the Clippers need is whatever's going on in Chris Paul's head.
Patrick Redford
12.4.14
Putin

Putin Accuses Western 'Enemies' of Building New Iron Curtain Around Russia

The Russian leader also used his annual address to insist Moscow was right to annex Crimea as a holy site akin to Jerusalem's Temple Mount.
Katie Engelhart
12.4.14
Drugs

The Suppliers of the NFL's Painkiller Addiction

While former players are suing the NFL for illegally administering painkillers, whoever is supplying the league is breaking the law, too.
Aaron Gordon
12.4.14
z sides

Weezer’s “Lost” Science-Fiction Rock Opera Is Better Than Almost Everything They’ve Released in the Last 15 Years

They had two great albums: 'Blue' and 'Pinkerton.' But what about the unreleased sophomore album that came between the two?
Ryan Bassil
12.4.14
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