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Flowertown USA

Doofus Gets Thrown in the Looney Bin

Doofus has finally found himself in the psych ward. This has been a long time coming.
Rick Altergott
11.11.14
Internet

As the FBI Cleans the Dark Net, Sites Far More Evil Than Silk Road Live On

A site called Cruel Onion Wiki collates links to videos of women killing and torturing animals, usually in a sexualised fashion.
Joseph Cox
11.11.14
Words

Ten Reasons Why the Dude From Scooter Wasn't Actually at Berghain

Was HP Baxxter, Scooter's lead singer, actually stumbling fresh faced out of Berlin's most notorious nightspot?
VICE Thump
11.11.14
VICE vs Video games

This Is Why Male Video Game Characters Suddenly Got All Soft

Gone are the days of macho virtual meatheads. Now, male video game protagonists are far more likely to be sensitive, suffering souls.
Edwin Evans-Thirlwell
11.11.14
Stuff

How Bureaucracy Is Killing London's Nightlife

I closed my bar on Brick Lane because legislators and the authorities have become obsessed with clamping down on "antisocial behavior."
Alan Miller
11.11.14
The Weed Eater

I Drank Melissa Etheridge's Weed-Infused Wine

The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter and dedicated medical marijuana activist recently unveiled her plans to become a spokeswoman for a high-end line of weed-infused “wine tinctures.” Naturally, I had to taste them myself.
David Bienenstock
11.11.14
News

If You Want to Honour Canadian Soldiers, Stand Up for Veterans

According to statistics released in ​September​, more military personnel have committed suicide since 2004 than died in Afghanistan between 2002 and 2014
Tannara Yelland
11.11.14
Premieres

Listen to California X Shine Power Pop Melodies Through Heavy Distortion on "Nights in the Dark"

Check out the title track from the Amherst band's sophomore LP.
Noisey Staff
Noisey Redactie
11.11.14
Opinion and Analysis

Britain Calls For Human Rights — Then Embraces a Bahraini Torture Suspect

While paying lip service to supporting human rights abroad, the British government does nothing as its ally Bahrain repeatedly violates them.
Nicholas McGeehan
11.11.14
middle east

Palestinian Pop Song Calls on People to Run Over Settlers with Their Cars

Car and knife attacks have been on the rise in Jerusalem, as tensions over settlement expansion in the city and the occupied West Bank have erupted into violence.
Alice Speri
11.11.14
News

Why Haven't the Administrators Behind the VA Scandal Been Fired?

Just in time for Veterans Day, the Obama administration has announced that as many as 1,000 employees in the country's embattled VA could face disciplinary action. So why are top hospital administrators still on the agency's payroll?
CJ Ciaramella
11.11.14
Stuff

Some Monster Wants to Turn the 'Very British Problems' Twitter Account into a TV Show

The twee Twitter-fication of Britain is complete. Throw me in the sea and burn the land I come from.
Joel Golby
11.11.14
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