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This Week in Teens

Would-Be School Shooter Drinks Too Much Whiskey, Forgets Bombs at Home
It's hard to argue that teen drinking ever accomplishes anything of substance, but this week, underage boozing actually seems to have prevented a tragedy.
Hanson O'Haver
11.7.14
Europe

New Documents Reveal the UK's Policies on Spying on Attorney-Client Communications
New documents reveal intelligence agencies hold policies for spying on confidential communications between lawyers and their clients.
Ben Bryant
11.7.14
olympics

The Olympic Committee Thinks You're Stupid
The UN and IOC have a bizarre relationship that goes a long way toward explaining why neither one of them does much of anything to realize their ideals.
Tomas Rios
11.7.14
Science

Can We Really Smell One Trillion Different Scents?
Caltech neuroscientist Markus Meister claims the trillion odors figure is off by “astronomical factors.”
Maddie Stone
11.7.14
This Week in Racism

This Week in Racism: Artie Lange vs. the PC Army
The comedian lashed out at the nameless, faceless hoard of politically correct scolds that chastised him for his racially insensitive tweets about a black ESPN host. Were his comments really worth fighting for?
Dave Schilling
11.7.14
Interviews

Cassia Hardy Found a New Perspective With Her New Identity
Cassia Hardy is Edmonton’s first transgender musician. We spoke to her about handling abuse in a blue collar city and her incredible live music show.
Mack Lamoureux
11.7.14
Premieres

Get Ready, Forced Order Is About to Clear the Pit with the Metallic Hardcore Burner "Retribution"
Clevo-influenced hardcore from the Soul Search/Twitching Tongues guys, ready to cave your head in.
Noisey Staff
11.7.14
A Small Minority of Idiots

Five Reasons to Watch Football This Weekend
Can Harry Redknapp's brand of "ancient men playing 4-4-2" upset a stalling City?
Callum Hamilton
11.7.14
#THISISLIVE

Unexpected Live Moments: Seeing Alexisonfire's Last Performance
We unknowingly witnessed Alexisonfire's final performance in their hometown of St. Catherines.
Andrew Baulcomb
11.7.14
Objectively Correct Lists

35 Jokes About Big Sean's "IDFWU" Video, Some of Which Involve Kanye West
You're welcome, world.
Drew Millard
Kyle Kramer
11.7.14
middle east

Islamic Militants Are Taking Cruise Ships to Fight in the Middle East
Increased security at airports and border stations across the world has driven aspiring foreign fighters to take luxury liners on the open seas to minimize detection.
Payton Guion
11.7.14
Paris

Chefs Night Out: Inaki Aizpitarte
Inaki Aizpitarte may have made his own version of The 27 Club, but in this episode, he and his friends prove that they can drink themselves into stupors worthy of doomed rockstars.
Inaki Aizpitarte
11.7.14
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