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A Traditional Icelandic Burger Wake

It's a sad week for children and fat people of Iceland because McDonalds have dumped them, hamburgling happiness from the nation by removing all of its branches from the land of Bjork.
SALVADOR GNARLEY
11.4.09
NEW YORK CITY

Chef's Night Out: David Chang

Momofuku's owner and chef takes VICE on the town and explains the mysteries of his mythical pork buns and the art of snacking through the night.
Munchies Staff
11.4.09
Vice Blog

A TRADITIONAL ICELANDIC BURGER WAKE

It's a sad week for children and fat people of Iceland because McDonalds have dumped them, hamburgling happiness from the nation by removing all of its branches from the land of Bjork. It's just the latest humiliation for the credit-crunched country...
SALVADOR GNARLEY
11.4.09
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CHANNELING TAKES BALLS

I used to think that on the crazy-assed-with-giant-big-ass-brave-balls spectrum, comedians owned the crown and deserved the mega-prize for roundest most engorged with triumph jumbo nutz. Attending enough open-mic nights of wusses telling jokes to a...
VICE Staff
Alex
11.4.09
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Missed Connection: I want Olivia to touch my Banana

VICE Staff
11.4.09
Vice Blog

HELLO PIERCED ARROWS, NEWEST BAND ON VICE RECORDS

We at VICE like our music tough. We were bummed when Dead Moon called it quits a few years back, but Fred and Toody simply found a new drummer and started <a href="http://www.myspace.com...
VICE Staff
11.4.09
Vice Blog

THE TOWN GROWING ON CHEMICAL WEAPONS

The average life expectancy in Dzerzhinsk is about 40. Environmentalists aren’t sure whether this has more to do with huge, poorly regulated industrial plants dumping waste in the ground, water, and air, or because the town was the former epicenter of...
Bruno
11.4.09
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STEROIDS DON'T MAKE YOU STAB-PROOF

Anabolic steroids will make you big, ravage your liver, shrink your balls, and, god forbid, help you grow a magnificent set of bitch tits. They won’t, however, make you stab proof. My buddy Julian learned this the hard way.
Alex
Photos by Heather McGuire
11.4.09
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Depression Makes You Better

Would you say you're a good judge of character? Do you have a great memory? Not easily tricked? Can you clearly and persuasively express yourself in writing? Congratulations, you're probably a depressed sack of shit!
JAMES TENAFLY
11.4.09
Vice Blog

MISSED CONNECTION: I WANT OLIVIA TO TOUCH MY BANANA

Yesterday you read all about our 15th anniversary party we held on Halloween that made people's faces bleed, brains bubble, and genitals engorge. It was a gift of sorts to our ever-adoring readers and fans, but today we're asking for a present from you...
VICE Staff
11.3.09
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Drug Zombies in Haiti

VICE Staff
11.3.09
Vice Blog

ALSO, YOUR TEETH LOOK YELLOW

Black light nowadays is mostly only used to check for valid identification and "protein" stains in hotel rooms...and now it's used to check out asses squished into a new line of denim.
Annette Lamothe-Ramos
11.3.09
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