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The Music Issue

Gross Jar

If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat.
VICE Staff
12.1.05
The Music Issue

Mogadishu Massive

The third world's taste in music sucks dick. They still love Michael Jackson. In fact, the most far-out they'll go is Janet Jackson.
Herp J.T. Smith
12.1.05
The Kill Your Parents Issue

Smash The System

Is there anything worse than having cool parents when you're growing up?
Thandie Neutron
12.1.05
The Mentally Ill Issue

Hey, Come Here

Glori Anderson impregnated a woman with her prayers. And then met Johnny Carson.
Gloria Anderson
12.1.05
The Mentally Ill Issue

Gunshots And Dynamite

I could clearly see myself shooting into and killing groups of people.
Jeff Smith
12.1.05
The Mentally Ill Issue

Mexico Is Scary

Every issue, we have to do at least three features on "music," and to be honest, it's usually a bit of a bummer.
Ryan Duffy
12.1.05
The Mentally Ill Issue

Online Rat Jar

An old intern found this disgusting dead rat on the yard next to our office.
VICE Staff
12.1.05
The Mentally Ill Issue

Doomsday Disco

Of all twenty first century musical wackos I can think of, Londoner Nathan J Whitey is the one I'm most impressed with right now.
Albert & Herbert
12.1.05
The Music Issue

Bloc Party Hate VICE

"I'm not comfortable doing this because it doesn't matter what I say. If it's in VICE people will just think I'm being ironic."
Ryan Duffy & His Boss
12.1.05
The Music Issue

You're Not Punk

Punk as I knew it has a political purpose. What is classified as 'punk' music these days is absolutely empty and gutless.
Penny Rimbaud
12.1.05
The Music Issue

VICE Fashion - Karaoke

Crooning along to terrible songs is actually very fashionable.
Alex Sturrock
AP Sturrock
12.1.05
The Sex Issue

Electric Independence

If you've got broadband and speakers and you're not permanently masturbating yourself into a frenzy then what are you playing at?
Piers Martin
12.1.05
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