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Beats And Rhymes

You know how Black British music doesn't count for shit outside of London? Maybe the main reason is that so many British rappers are lazy potheads.
John Vanderpuije
12.1.04
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The World's Greatest Job

I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?
Natalie Breyer
12.1.04
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The VICE Guide to Becoming a Whore In 2004

Ok, let's cut the shit here. Working in the "sex industry" fucking blows. Suicide Girls get to have hairy armpits, and it's fun to put your picture up on onlyundiesclub.com, but that's playacting. Real sex work is about showing up at a millionaire...
Kasandra Marin
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

Tokyo Tripping

The Japanese are so busy freaking out over our shit they almost forgot to come up with any new shit of their own.
Trevor Trove
12.1.04
The Travel Issue

Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa

I just got back from Samoa, and I would like to be the first to say, "Holy fucking shit."
Brad Strickler
12.1.04
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Shook One

Can you believe the man who holds the 1992 Guinness record for the world's fastest rapper has never been anywhere?
Whoadie Allen
12.1.04
News

We Love You

It all starts with love. Love is a four-letter word. Four is a four-letter word. As Love. As Four. We always say this.
Gabi, Adi, Kai, Angela
12.1.04
News

Big Whup

Oops, you got a little too drunk last night and you did it without a condom. It's the end of the world, right?
Donna Deliva
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Always The Same

Where's all the hate in techno gone? Come to think of it, where's all the techno gone?
Suburban Dwight
12.1.04
Stuff

Dear Diary

Hi! At Hebrew Marcie told me she was going to Florida for Christmas vacation. She asked her mom if I could go with them.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
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Garageland

British people who work in the media will tell you things like "The UK underground is dead," but that's because they get all their articles and ideas by googling their lives away on friendster.com and gayclub.org.
Andy Capper
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

No War for Heavy Metal!

Most people in Baghdad don't leave their houses at night. They don't rent movies. They don't go to bars. Mostly, they sit huddled in dingy shacks and wait and watch and hope that the occupying army will lift its curfew.
Andy Moore
12.1.04
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