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Thanks to some dickweed named Allah and all his gay friends, you don't get cutlery on planes anymore. Now you just get some shitty turkey wrap that you have to eat with your hands.
VICE Staff
12.1.04
News

Blood on the Terraces

From Glasgow to Derby to Leeds to Wales and back up again, every week of my life I've traveled the country on trains and coaches looking for other gangs of like-minded young men to punch, kick, and stab.
Forest Gate Phil
12.1.04
News

Fire A Friend

After failing to get any of the eight jobs for which I recently had interviews, I decided that something was definitely amiss.
Will Jackson
12.1.04
The Party Issue

Fuckin' Eh!

On your stereo, Death From Above (not to be confused with New York production team DFA) sound like No Means No and Sightings.
Marty McFly
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Out There

I don't hate music from all over the world. In fact, I love lots of that. But I hate the world music that goes in the world music section.
June Sprig
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

Games

Despite the excellent Manhunt being a game where you play a muscled guy in a vest who gropes other muscled guys in vests in alleyways, nobody has actually pointed out that the whole "stealth" genre may be a training tool/masturbation aid for in...
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
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Ryan McGinley
12.1.04
The Party Issue

Home Surgery Party

Doctors are boring. They don't have borders, true, but they also don't have any fucking clue what is going on.
Big Bobby Winslow
12.1.04
The DOs & DON'Ts Issue

Dos & Don'ts

As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.
VICE Staff
12.1.04
The DOs & DON'Ts Issue

Holy Fuck!

When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked.
Johnny C. Philips
12.1.04
The DOs & DON'Ts Issue

Fuck the Usa

Steve Earle's latest release The Revolution Starts...Now is his best work since the 1986 classic Guitar Town.
SHARKY FAVORITE
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Hardcore Collectors

I spent way too much of my precious youth sweating out a hangover in last night's clothes, stumbling around record fairs trying to find good, cheap records.
Jurgen Contempt
12.1.04
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