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The Hugs & Kisses Issue

I Hate God

There is no cuter guy than a dirty metal-punk dude from the South with a fuck-off attitude and one of those sinewy, muscle-y white-trash bodies.
Amory Wilson
12.1.04
News

Freezing In Hell

Cheburashka is a cute little animal-half monkey, half bear-from a 70s Soviet TV animation.
Nick Currie
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

What Kids Hate

Lula is a seven-year-old Manhattanite. She recently took time off from school and hanging out with her little brother to address the pertinent issues of her day.
Tim Barber
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Skinema

Chris Nieratko
12.1.04
The Party Issue

Games

I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.
Syrup Davies
12.1.04
News

Lapdancers Unite

If you ask any of the girls working down at Melbourne strip joint Spearmint Rhino how they feel about getting paid to wave their pink bits at people, most will tell you they're getting a pretty sweet deal.
Big Willy
12.1.04
Music

Garage Goes Eskimo

Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.
John Moore
12.1.04
Music

The Beta Band Are Back

When the Beta Band put out their amazing first three EPs back in 1998, it seemed like they were about to blow bullshit Britpop to pieces and create a musical revolution that would engulf the world and usher in a new age of psychedelia and love.
Jack Steel
12.1.04
The Hate Issue

Dear Diary

I know that everyone hates me because someone put a note in my locker saying the worst, meanest things I have ever heard.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
NSFW

Skinema

Have you ever flown first class? That shit is awesome. I just did it the other day for the first time, and I'll tell you what, I never want to go back to sitting with the peasants again.
Chris Nieratko
12.1.04
News

Girl Fights

I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish thrift shopping at Aardvark's in Venice Beach when I noticed a really attractive black girl sitting on the boardwalk with an ice pack on her head.
Bob Richards
12.1.04
The Party Issue

Pink Party

I recently had a Pink Homo Party to celebrate our Texas governor's extra-homo affair with our very well-known flamer secretary of state.
Jack Stockbauer
12.1.04
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