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Things To See In Europe That Aren’t Boring Or Expensive

At some point in your three years of minimal activity and maximum sloth you will want to explore the wider world. This will be an urge stronger in those who didn’t spend a year dicking about in Guatemala after their A-levels. For all those who want to...
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The Worst Festival Ever

I can say with absolute certainty that I have never had a good time at a festival. Festivals these days are for bloated marketing people in flip-flops and three-quarter-length shorts to prance about in a field twiddling one of their nipple piercings...
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Protecting Your Pad

At some point in your university life you will end up living in an area that is swarming with packs of wild-eyed rudeboys who, given half a chance, will happily clear your room of anything worth more than a packet of Maltesters. Securing your home and...
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Festival Dos And Don’ts

Mud can have a great bonding effect. Especially when it’s mud filled with 500,000 people’s dropped drugs, and you and five other people you’ve never met before have been swimming around in it for three days. Best friends for life!
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Student Dos And Don’ts

Cards-based drinking games are pretty popular at university but the strip poker straw skirt one is new even to us.
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How To Become A World Famous Photographer

Have you noticed how everyone is a photographer these days? Boring, isn’t it? Thanks a lot, digital technology, for convincing millions of idiots that they’re the next Wolfgang Tillmans or Terry Richardson. In reality, a tiny percentage of
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Hey Europe! What You Wearing?

ZOE, 21 Vice: Hey there, Star Trek. What are you studying? Zoe: Fashion promotion, which incorporates the three things I want to do: styling, photography and graphic design.
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Festival Horror Stories - Part 2

I AM GROSS It was the All Tomorrow's Parties when the Yeah Yeah Yeahs played and I remember being really into the fact that I'd spent all of my wages that month on cocaine, ecstasy and the ATP rent. On day two I was pretty wired and pilled...
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Festival Dos & Don'ts

After you turn 30, shows become really boring and you're standing there, with your lower back hurting, listening to a cacophony and asking, "What the fuck am I doing here?" Before that it's bliss though, so let's cram in all the festivaling we can!
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Tidbits

BOOZE CONCEALERS So you don't have any fat friends, or your fat friends are all chickens? Don't worry, there are other ways of getting booze into the festival area. Like a stylish antique pocket flask that you can turn into a necklace. Or...
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The Circus Is Coming!

At first glance it's easy to mistake the 30-odd members of Dark Meat for a modern-day Manson Family. Or an even moderner-day Polyphonic Spree-minus matching gay robes and annoyingness. Yes, Dark Meat has many members. This summer they will tour Europe...
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Festival Previews

ROSKILDE July 3-6, Roskilde, Denmark Last year's Roskilde festival was a complete disaster. It was the closest thing to a third world type natural disaster Denmark has ever seen. After that we swore an oath never to go to...
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