Latest

exit velo

Aaron Judge Has the Power to Make Singles Cool Again

Last night, Judge hit the hardest ball in MLB this year, and it wasn't a home run.
Joseph Flynn
6.9.17
WTF

Man Goes on Naked Rampage After Finding Onions in His Food

This incident led to charges of terroristic threats, indecent exposure, resisting arrest, and public drunkenness.
Nick Rose
6.9.17
Is This the Real Life?

Behold, the Largest Simulated Universe Ever Made

25 billion galaxies populated with 2 trillion particles will help calibrate a satellite on the hunt for dark matter.
Daniel Oberhaus
6.9.17
FIGHTLAND

First Transgender Fighter Competes at Thailand’s Oldest Stadium

Rising to the occasion, Nong Rose overwhelms the favourite Sua Yai, in her historical debut at Rajadamnern.
Frances Watthanaya
6.9.17
ELIMINATOR

Watch a Snail Get Gently Zapped In The Face by a DIY Electric Fence

A creative exercise in humane snail-deterrent.
Samantha Cole
6.9.17
New music

Young Thug Has Delivered the "Pull Up With Ah Stick"​ Remix the World Needs

Just in time for a beautiful weekend.
Lawrence Burney
6.9.17
Illustration

[NSFW] Malie Huffman’s Fierce Women Are F**king Wild

The illustrator weighs in on the cathartic effects of appropriating the male gaze with gore, blood, sex, and powerful women.
Annie Armstrong
6.9.17
PROFILES

Believe Sahbabii, the New King of the Jungle

Following the viral smash "Pull Up With Ah Stick," we spent a few days with the 20 year old rapper to see what's next.
Alex Russell
6.9.17
Baseball

Ex-MLB Pitcher Chris Leroux Is Taking His Talents to 'The Bachelor Canada'

Leroux last pitched in the majors in 2014 and spent last season with the Blue Jays' Triple-A affiliate.
Kyle Cantlon
6.9.17
thump news

Fabric's Cat-Naming Contest is the Truest Display of PLUR

Or should we say, PURR?
Krystal Rodriguez
6.9.17
Have U Noticed?

Wikipedia Editors Have Been Arguing About Travis Kalanick’s Nipples for 3 Years

#FreeTheNipple
Sarah Emerson
6.9.17
thump exclusive stream

Laurence Guy's "Drum Is A Woman" Is Built for Dewy Summer Nights

The London producer's debut album 'Saw You For The First Time' comes out July 16 on Church.
David Garber
6.9.17
898826290