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This Japanese Curry Comes with Three Edible 'Anal Orbs'
Wait till you get a load of the backstory of these ass-plundering turtle demons!
Nick Rose
4.19.17
Broadly DK

In a Class of 20 Teen Girls, Six Have Been Sexually Assaulted
According to new study, getting an education is tough for teenage girls in the US—especially for those whose identities are already marginalized.
Kimberly Lawson
4.19.17
vegetarian

Stir-Fried Chinese Greens Recipe
Skip the salad and eat your greens stir-fried instead.
Lillian Chou
4.19.17
Comics!

'Cut Down a Tree, Build a House, and Father a Son,' Today's Comic by XUH
Read this polished comic about a girl who is set on completing the duties of a man.
XUH Comics
4.19.17
When Spies Come Home

Stalkerware Company FlexiSpy Calls Catastrophic Hack ‘Just Some False News'
In the aftermath of a damaging hack, the company is keeping it quiet.
Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai
4.19.17
in bloom

Why Parents Still Suck at Talking to Their Kids About Sex
But the internet may soon help.
Mark Hay
4.19.17
The VICE Guide to Right Now

FOX News Just Canned Bill O'Reilly
The network's most popular host will not be returning to 'The O'Reilly Factor.'
Drew Schwartz
4.19.17
free play

Keep Clicking to Help This Private Dick Dig Up Dirt
'Unbeknownst' is an endless clicker set in a noir detective story, and it’s kind of brilliant.
Danielle Riendeau
4.19.17
Weed Week

Weed Might Be a Solution to the Opioid Crisis
After seeing the onset of the biggest drug safety crisis of our lifetime from inside a hospital, Ira Price thinks embracing medical marijuana is a vital step forward.
Allison Tierney
4.19.17
Noisey News

Cayetana Are Reborn, Still Glorious on New Single “Bus Ticket”
It’s the third cut from the Philadelphia punk trio’s forthcoming ‘New Kind of Normal’ LP, out May 5.
Alex Robert Ross
4.19.17
Webby Awards 2017

Vote for Noisey to Win Some Webbys and Help Us Defeat Our Enemies
We’re up for Best Music Channel and Best Social Writing.
Noisey Staff
4.19.17
Comment

Seven Generations Into the Future
Brooklyn Council Member Jumaane Williams gives us his take on political activism.
Jumaane Williams
4.19.17
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