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NFL

Tony Romo Set to Be Benched by Yet Another Dallas Team: The Mavericks
There is no higher honor for a recently-benched football player than to suit up as a benched basketball player.
Liam Daniel Pierce
4.8.17
WTF

This Horse Drinks a Beer a Day to Keep the Vet Away
Beer is the best medicine (at least for treating this horse's disease)
Jelisa Castrodale
4.8.17
der klassiker

Dortmund's Raphaël Guerreiro Puts a Hurt on The Ball To Sear The Upper Corner of the Net
It's not like he needed to put that much mustard on. But this is Der Klassiker. Shit has to be that extra spicy, stone-ground type shit.
Liam Daniel Pierce
4.8.17
food crime

So Far, Clever Puns Are Not Helping Police Catch Thieves Behind $45K Lettuce Heist
The cops would just like the public to romaine calm.
Gigen Mammoser
4.8.17
Recipe

Fish Al Pastor Tacos Recipe
These fish tacos are definitely not “pure” Mexican food, because you would never have that protein with that marinade. But who cares? They're delicious.
Gabriela Camara
4.8.17
stream of the crop

Stream of the Crop: 11 New Albums for Heavy Rotation 4/8
The 'Resistance Radio' project and new albums from The New Pornographers and White Reaper top this week's list.
Noisey Staff
4.8.17
thump news

Richie Hawtin Abandoning Traditional Set-up for New Unrestrained Stage Show
The new set up will premiere next weekend during Coachella.
Britt Julious
4.8.17
NFL

Marquette King Just Stuck It To This Football Toss Arcade Game With His Feet
Dude can direct a football just about anywhere he wants to using his limbs that have no opposable thumbs.
Liam Daniel Pierce
4.8.17
sponsored content

Ask a Boomer: What's Retirement like?
Yes, it might actually be possible, but it might not involve golfing every day until you die.
Kate Fane
4.8.17
Final Fantasy XV

The Good Boys of 'Final Fantasy XV' Aren't Always Good
'FFXV' is often praised for its depiction of "close male friendship," instead, it supports tired stereotypes.
Todd Harper
4.8.17
Noisey News

Mitski Turned One Direction’s “Fireproof” Into a Fuzzed-Up Indie Anthem
It’s the 78th installment of the anti-Trump ‘Our First 100 Days’ series.
Alex Robert Ross
4.8.17
food waste

A New Club Is Using Food Waste to Generate Energy
And yes, there's a 3D printer that will turn your recycled waste into a phone case or furniture.
Marlou Kusters
4.8.17
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