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puppers

Good, Nay, Best Boy Plays On-Ice Fetch With Hockey Puck

Who's a good boy? Sorry, nay. Who is the best boy? It's certainly you, you triumphant hockey-loving golden retriever.
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.26.17
japan

Why Sake Used to Be Made with the Spit of Japanese Virgins

It was likely as much about taste as it was about marketing.
Jessica Thompson
3.26.17
Features

DJ Lani Love Found Tracks for "Grown and Sexy" Parties

The Last Record: The Los Angeles-based DJ selects tracks from GoldLink, Reva Devito, and Yellow Claw.
Britt Julious
3.26.17
mlb

Son of Indians GM Mike Chernoff Spills the Beans About His Dad's Intentions for Lindor on Live Broadcast

Too bad that that's likely the last we'll ever hear from little Chernoff. Daddy won't want him around a microphone for a long time.
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.26.17
thump news

One Dead and 15 Injured in Sunday Morning Nightclub Shooting in Cincinnati

Update: Mass shooting at nightclub stemmed from earlier conflict between "several local men," police say.
Britt Julious
3.26.17
A Postcard From...

I Can't Outrun the Malice of 'Ghost Recon: Wildlands'

Any beauty of the new Ghost Recon game is totally eclipsed by a militant disinterest in beauty.
Jack de Quidt
3.26.17
Candy

Gummy Bear Kingpins Haribo Plot World Domination with US Factory

“We are embarking on building one of the largest facilities in the confectionery industry.”
Nick Rose
3.26.17
hack and slash

Video Game Swords Are Cooler Than Video Game Guns

Swords add a personal level to combat that guns often don't.
Leif Johnson
3.26.17
college basketball

Mop Person Nearly Mowed Over in Josh Perkins' Fast Break Warpath

She handled the ridiculum graciously.
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.26.17
uber

Uber suspends driverless car tests after autonomous SUV flips over in Arizona crash

Alex Lubben
3.26.17
Make this

Put the Mexico Back in Your Michelada

A michelada doesn't have to be fancy, and it certainly doesn't have to be complicated. It just has to hit all of those proper notes that are refreshing, zesty, and spicy.
Munchies Staff
3.26.17
Motherboard

Cats Are Actually Nice, Scientists Find

Sorry, haters.
Jordan Pearson
3.26.17
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