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Adele Officiated a Fucking Wedding

She joined comedian Alan Carr and his new husband in marriage earlier this year so I guessed what might have happened.
Lauren O'Neill
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Hey, Here's a Cool Thing: You Make Less Money Than Ed Sheeran!

A loan company has created a tool to kindly remind you that he makes your annual salary in eight hours.
Ryan Bassil
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What Is The Grammys' Beef With Black Women?

Women were shut out of this year’s Grammys, but SZA’s five-nomination snub felt like watching Beyoncé lose all over again.
Kristin Corry
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Taylor Swift Breaks Record for Most YouTube Music Video Views in First Day

'Look What You Made Me Do' may have been the only thing on YouTube yesterday.
Noisey Staff

Artists Are Trying to Crack Down on Ticket Scalping, But Will It Change Anything?

Everyone from The Tragically Hip to Chance The Rapper are developing new ways to combat scalping and price gouging, seemingly to little effect.
Adam Feibel
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Beyoncé Is No Longer Headlining Coachella, So Here's Everyone Who Will Fail to Replace Her

When life gives you lemonade, it often turns out to be lemons.
Phil Witmer
The Grammys

Did Frank Ocean Curse This Year's Grammys?

Welcome to Music's Biggest Night!
Larry Fitzmaurice

People Tell Us About the Best Places They've Managed to Sneak Into

"All of a sudden we arrived at the front-row seats of the Grammys."
Justin Caffier

A Map of Drake's Love Compatibility According to Horoscopes

We turn to the Zodiac to determine Drake's true match and if there will be a 'Gigli' in his future.
Sarah MacDonald
Objectively Correct Lists

A Handy Guide to the Music 'Gilmore Girls' Missed While It Was Away

On the one hand, they missed St. Vincent. On the other, they dodged Mumford & Sons.
Sarah MacDonald
Noisey News

Lady Gaga Will Headline The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Mother Monster is to perform at the monster of all halftime sporting events.
Noisey Staff

Survey On Sex at Festivals Reveals That People Are Boinking to All the Wrong Things

Who is sexing to Muse? Why? Wait, I don't want the answer.
Alex Robert Ross