She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.
The 29-year-old rambled about "sweet nothings" and doing "barrel rolls" to air traffic control before crashing the plane into an island in Washington.
Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.
And a Hazmat team couldn't figure out why the smell made people sick.
People were reportedly puking and fainting in their seats.
Just when you thought flying couldn't get any more horrific.
We get it, dude.
He apparently stole his parents' credit card and escaped on a Razor scooter.
"They INSISTED that the puppy be locked up for three hours without any kind of airflow."