"I didn't want to throw that gram of cocaine away. My grandmother lived through the war and raised me to never waste things."
Airport security somehow mistook it for a bomb.
Waking up in the wrong city, pissed-on luggage, kidnapping. Sometimes getting there isn't worth it.
They spotted him waddling around Lisbon's airport in the coke booty shorts.
Marilyn Hartman was arrested at Chicago's airport Sunday just weeks after she got caught slipping onto a flight to London.
He was arrested Monday after reportedly trying to take a shortcut by jumping a fence and sprinting across the runway.
A day with the dogs of LAX's Pets Unstressing Passengers program.
Police said she threw nine coins at the turbine "to pray for safety."
As one US traveler proved Sunday.
No laptops will be allowed, along with any phones, tablets and DVD players over a certain size.
The South Carolina woman said she didn't even know it was in there.
Next time you fly, maybe bring a hazmat suit.