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The Guide to Getting Into Brian Eno, the Playful Genius

From ambient soundtracks to alien planets to mega-hits fit for supermarkets to, uh, working with Coldplay, the legendary English producer has done it all. Here's where to start.
Dan Gentile
11.1.18
Deep Ass Questions

What Is the Millennial "Stairway to Heaven?" A Battle Royale

Is it Kanye? Coldplay? Could it be... Keane?
Phil Witmer
12.27.17
Deep Ass Questions

What Is the Millennial 'Stairway to Heaven?' A Battle Royale

Is it Kanye? Coldplay? Could it be... Keane?
Phil Witmer
11.29.17
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Fox News Back At It, Brand Radiohead the 'Poor Man's Coldplay'

More earth-shattering insight from music's most finger-on-the-pulse minds.
Lauren O'Neill
10.26.17
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Cloud Nothings' Cover of Coldplay's "Clocks" is Frankly, Beautifully, Very Disrespectful

This shit sounds like a haunted arcade made from meat, out-of-date mushrooms and every nightmare you've ever had about happy clowns.
Lauren O'Neill
7.5.17
Coldplay Alert!

Coldplay Brought This Fan Onstage and He Crushed the Piano Like a Young God

"I might as well go home now": Watch this 19-year-old German kid dazzle Chris Martin.
Noisey Staff
6.7.17
scamming

Turns Out Wearing a Hi-Vis Vest Gets You Into Everything for Free

A hi-vis vest is your key to the world. Free visits to the zoo, the movies, and even free access to see my favourite awesome band, Coldplay.
David Allegretti
12.21.16
thump news

The Five Kinds of Electronic Music Dudes You'll Meet on the New Spotify-Enhanced Tinder

The S&M Design Freak, The Coldplay (Tech House Remix) Fitness Warrior, and more.
Ezra Marcus
9.22.16
festivals 2016

An A-Z of Glastonbury... For Dummies!

A standard guide to navigating festivals in general isn't any use. You need some sort of map, like Lonely Planet but with some references to stomach-rotting drugs.
Noisey Staff
6.22.16
Noisey News

Skepta, LCD Soundsystem, and Adele: Glastonbury's 2016 Lineup Is Here

Skepta, Little Simz, Stormzy, and Lady Leshurr represent UK rap and grime, plus there's some massive slots for PJ Harvey, Underworld, Grimes, and New Order. It's lit, basically.
Noisey Staff
3.29.16
The Brit Awards 2016

The Brit Awards 2016 Was Defined More by the Artists Who Weren’t There Than Those Who Were

It wasn't just UK rap and grime missing last night, it was a whole cross section of British youth culture.
Joe Zadeh
2.25.16
Op-Eds

Why Aren’t More Male Pop Stars Speaking Up for Kesha?

It seems the only people being dragged for not vocally supporting women are other women.
Emma Garland
2.22.16
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