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Theo Walcott and the English Football Fan’s Perception of Time
Now that he’s 30, it's finally time to say RIP to the former wonderboy's untapped potential, to allow it to find its own quiet peace.
A Short History of Football Hooligans Using Weapons
This weekend, during a clash between Everton and Millwall fans, one fan had his face sliced from mouth to ear.
Wayne Rooney Caps Hat Trick With Screaming Half-Field Golazo
And the newly signed manager Sam Allardyce watched on from the crowd.
When Manchester United and Liverpool Launched Their Own Lagers, and Failed
While it may seem implausible now, some of the biggest clubs in England once attempted to brand their own tinnies. Accused of encouraging hooliganism and drunkenness, they were forced to back down.
Five Years and One Eredivisie Title Later, Liverpool Fans Still Love Dirk Kuyt
Despite a fairly average goal tally and only one major trophy in six years of service, Dirk Kuyt is a character who resonates with Liverpool fans and, vice versa, seems to appreciate the Scouse way of life.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
It's time to say goodbye to one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. Even if he does look a bit shit sometimes.
Dele Alli Ghost-Taps the Ball for Beauteous Stoppage Time Goal
It's almost as if Alli's play is the on-field equivalent of his clubhouse demeanor.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
This week's inductee to The Cult is a footballer who, in years to come, will be remembered as one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. That said, he does look a bit shit some times.
Saucy Ross Barkley Celebrates Before Kicking In Everton's Sixth Goal
Go on, you audacious little minx.
Gary Lineker at Barcelona: When Leicester’s Favourite Son Went Overseas
Having made his name with Leicester and Everton, the mid eighties saw Gary Lineker snapped up by ‘El Tel’ at Barca. Together, they would stir a slumbering Catalan giant, and restore glory to the club once more.
Rating Every Premier League Club’s Festive Merchandise In Order Of Christmassiness
With the commemoration of the birth of Our Lord coming up, we have decided to get to the bottom of what Christmas is all about – football clubs selling obscene amounts of merch.
The Fellaini Effect: Reviewing Everton vs. Manchester United
In the second instalment of the Premier League Review, we express our limitless sympathy with Marouane Fellaini, sort of.