Just because a relationship seemed perfect on social media, doesn’t mean it was.
Because how else are you supposed to find out what your problem is?
A handy guide for not actually getting over your ex, but to make it appear like you have, which is obviously more important.
In six words.
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
"Did I really just run into my ex in a city neither of us live in the first time I did acid?"
Sometimes the dumb thing you never should have done actually works out.
"Sometimes you didn't have the most pleasant breath."
It's a rocky road back to happiness, but get over yourself—it's a road that's been traversed before.
"His family stopped talking to him and every other girl knows now so no one goes near him – result!"
You might save money on rent, but living with your ex comes at a hefty cost.