Objectively Correct Lists

Anthems, Ranked

We have ranked the anthems.
Noisey Staff
Objectively Correct Lists

Fergie’s “Star Spangled Banner” Wasn’t As Bad As These Ones

She’s since issued an apology, but remember Scott Stapp from Creed honking like a seagull at the 2005 Nascar Ford 400?
Daisy Jones
Lauren O'Neill
Tshepo Mokoena

Not Every Mom Needs to be a MILF

Snooki is just the latest "artist" trying to capitalize on sexy, sexy motherhood.
Amil Niazi
The Greatest Things Of All Time

Yo, Fergie's "M.I.L.F. $" Is Wack But Also Probably the Greatest Video of All Time

This video reclaims the word "milf" and blueprints a new breed of women: who parent the shit out of their kids, maintain their businesses, and are also hot af and extremely good at the internet.
Emma Garland
2005 week

Fergie Was a Hero for Peeing Her Pants on Stage

In 2005, Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas peed her pants on stage. Don't you dare mock her for this.
Dan Ozzi

Toxic Babes and Slime Monsters Live on at Troma Studios

We took a tour of the infamous B-rated horror production company, Troma Studios, run by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz.
Abby Ronner
do they actually suck?

Do They Actually Suck?: Coldplay and the Black Eyed Peas

People hate them. But do they deserve it?
Dan Ozzi

At the World’s Gayest Party: Life Ball 2013

Every year, the Life Ball packs a plane full of singers, drag queens, dancers, club promoters, press, DJs, and various hangers-on from New York nightlife's queerer corners and ships them over to the home of Mozart for the amusement of the Austrians and...
Brian Moylan