Basically, don’t be nasty.
It's time you recognise your first mazz as the seminal event it was...and then talk about it on the internet.
"Having sex after so long felt euphoric, like losing my virginity again."
For most people, a first experience with someone else's junk is awkward, surprising, and pretty hard to forget. We asked young people around Australia to describe what happened.
The responsibility of being a straight guy's first time is real, and it's even more stressful when you don't realise you've deflowered him until he tells you right after.
What is it about smack that makes people want to throw away their lives?
Highlights include: a stripper buying gas station shoes, a college roommate sleeping through it, uttering the words "dick acne," dildo therapy, and so much more. A lot more, really.
Time was, you’d learn about sex when you were real little on the farm by asking your daddy, “Daddy, what them dogs doin’?” and he'd say, “Junior, them dog’s a-fucking each other."