VICE Guide to Life
Psychologists Told Us How to Live With Another Human for the First Time
Basically, don’t be nasty.
People Tell Us About the Guilty Joy of Their First Masturbation Experience
It's time you recognise your first mazz as the seminal event it was...and then talk about it on the internet.
People Who Didn't Have Sex For Ages Tell Us About The Moment That Broke Their Dry Spell
"Having sex after so long felt euphoric, like losing my virginity again."
Five Girls and a Guy Talk About the First Time They Touched a Penis
For most people, a first experience with someone else's junk is awkward, surprising, and pretty hard to forget. We asked young people around Australia to describe what happened.
Women Talk About What It's Like to Take a Grown Man's Virginity
The responsibility of being a straight guy's first time is real, and it's even more stressful when you don't realise you've deflowered him until he tells you right after.
Former Users Describe the First Time They Tried Heroin
What is it about smack that makes people want to throw away their lives?
Comedians Kyle Kinane and Chris Fairbanks Talk About Losing Their Virginity
Highlights include: a stripper buying gas station shoes, a college roommate sleeping through it, uttering the words "dick acne," dildo therapy, and so much more. A lot more, really.
Question Of The Day
How Did You Find Out About Sex?
Time was, you’d learn about sex when you were real little on the farm by asking your daddy, “Daddy, what them dogs doin’?” and he'd say, “Junior, them dog’s a-fucking each other."