First Time


People Tell Us About the Guilty Joy of Their First Masturbation Experience

It's time you recognise your first mazz as the seminal event it was...and then talk about it on the internet.


People Who Didn't Have Sex For Ages Tell Us About The Moment That Broke Their Dry Spell

"Having sex after so long felt euphoric, like losing my virginity again."


Five Girls and a Guy Talk About the First Time They Touched a Penis

For most people, a first experience with someone else's junk is awkward, surprising, and pretty hard to forget. We asked young people around Australia to describe what happened.


Women Talk About What It's Like to Take a Grown Man's Virginity

The responsibility of being a straight guy's first time is real, and it's even more stressful when you don't realise you've deflowered him until he tells you right after.


Former Users Describe the First Time They Tried Heroin

What is it about smack that makes people want to throw away their lives?


Comedians Kyle Kinane and Chris Fairbanks Talk About Losing Their Virginity

Highlights include: a stripper buying gas station shoes, a college roommate sleeping through it, uttering the words "dick acne," dildo therapy, and so much more. A lot more, really.


How Did You Find Out About Sex?

Time was, you’d learn about sex when you were real little on the farm by asking your daddy, “Daddy, what them dogs doin’?” and he'd say, “Junior, them dog’s a-fucking each other."