He loves chicken wings, head rubs, and watching 'Gator Boys' on TV.
And he looks like he somehow got bigger...
Proving once again that they're metal as hell.
There were enough dangerous reptiles at Todd Kates's Thousand Oaks home to fill a 'Jungle 2 Jungle' reboot.
The school's administration quickly got wind of the campus's new viral social media star, and gave the students a warning.
Gators, man. Gators.
"Rambo likes to be hugged," says Mary Thorn. "He's a big hugger. If you hug him, you've made his day, or if you scratch him right under the chin, you've got a new best friend."
You can order a live baby alligator on the internet for $94.99. Unfortunately, after your new pet arrives, he'll probably kill you.
A man in Florida attempted to procure a 12-pack of beer in exchange for an alligator he stole from a nearby park. Unfortunately for him, he was not rewarded for his ingenuity.